The Corrupted Wish Game

[Nico 790]

Granted, but you break your wrist every time you try to draw now.

 

I wish I hadn't forgot to make a wish when I originally posted this.

Edited November 4, 2011 by NicolaiB_92

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, but I forgot to grant it and made you sad. Aw.

 

I wish my pens were of better quality.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted but now they keep breaking.

 

I wish i didn't have to study this weekend D:

[AppleShy Sparkle 312]

Granted, the test was sent to you right away.

 

I wish i didn't have to go to school this week.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but you have to go to school every day after that with no breaks.

 

I wish I had a watermelon.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted but the watermelon is rotten.

 

I wish i had an angel :3

[Nico 790]

Granted, but it's an angel of death who reaps your soul.

 

I wish I had a FRESH watermelon.

[Pinkie Prectar 43]

Granted.

 

You now have the freshest watermelon in the world. Unfortunately it's a self regenerating watermelon, and it's the only thing you can now eat or drink for the rest of your life. Also it is filled to the top with kernels.

 

I wish for something catching on fire on my shift this evening and night.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Granted, your hair is now on fire.

 

I wish i wasn't tired D:

[TallBrony91 29]

Granted, you are now asleep....FOREVER!!!!!!

 

I wish I had something awesome in my hand right now.

Edited November 4, 2011 by TallBrony91

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted, there's a hungry 800 pound Tiger in your hand.

 

I wish I could pay for things without money.

[AppleShy Sparkle 312]

Granted, but only things for a maximum of 2 dollars.

 

I wish i knew someone who was a brony.

Edited November 4, 2011 by AppleShy Sparkle

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted. It's the evil version of you.

 

I wish I had a really powerful computer.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted it is a Decepticon

I wish I had chips instead of ice-cream.

[Pinkie Prectar 43]

Granted. Now all ice-cream in the world, now and always, have been replaced by crumbled cold chips. Enjoy.

 

I'd wish for a lifetime supply of diesel.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but rather than use it as fuel you take a strange liking to it and drink it until you die.

 

I wish I had unlimited internet access.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted, but everything has Parental Block.

 

I wish for a wish that was so wishful that it was in itself uncorruptable.

[Tyroq 344]

Granted, you are given a wish within a wish, but it only comes true while you're asleep. Wishception.

 

I wish the rain would stop.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted, Tornado time! (Without rain)

I wish my dad would be a brony sot then he could understand my ways.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but it causes a horrible rift in the time space continuum and the world gets sucked into a void.

 

I wish MLP Remixes weren't so catchy.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted now they literary suck so bad MLP itself is cancelled.

I wish my dog would be house trained

[Pinkie Prectar 43]

Granted, he is now walking around on two legs. Taking a shit on your toilet, but he never ever flushes. And now he also keep stealing all the food from the table, and the fridge!

 

I'd wish for a girlfriend who'd totally understand The Internet and all its awesomeness.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted. but she's a /b/tard.

 

a DIRTY /b/tard

 

I wish my pony flash drive would arrive sooner.

[Klopp 2,050]

Granted, the mail man will now drive 1 mph over the limit

 

I wish I had a lifesize Fluttershy plushie I could hug

[Darkshine 12]

Granted but It's made out of... PONY FLESH!

 

I wish I had another wish...

Edited November 12, 2011 by Darkshine