The Corrupted Wish Game

[Proton 565]

Granted. You explode due to poop accumulation.

 

I wish for inspiration.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted. You're inspired to write something terrible.

 

I wish I wasn't bored all the time.

[DerpYGHOHOBVEAS 23]

Granted: You get into drugs, alcohol and gangs.

 

I wish that I could live in Equestria.

[Barack Ollama 25]

Granted. Everyone hates you and you are banished from equestria.

 

 

I wish i was rainbowdash.

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[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but you end up crashing in to things in your attemps to fly and severely injure yourself.

 

I wish I had a good thing to wish for.

[Barack Ollama 25]

Granted. But the wish fails in the process.

I wish i could lick myself

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You taste good. So good, you have a little nibble and oh crap you are eating yourself and yes it hurts and hurts but you can't stop.

I nick your wallet as you cannibalize yourself into the record books.


I wish for passion!

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

It's the passion...of Christ.

 

I wish I was a cannibal

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. You eat yourself.

 

I wish I was wittier.

[Dovashy 1,734]

Granted, you're wittier than a sloth. 

I wish my room was warm. 

[Barack Ollama 25]

Granted iT's to warm it burns you.

 

I wish i had some weed.

So i can be like

[S. D. 49]

granted, but you are allergic to it.

 

i wish someone besides me knew what an Umber-Wraith is.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Here's my imaginary friend who knows everything!

 

I wish Super Smash Bros. would come sooner.

[S. D. 49]

granted, now it sucks because it was rushed

 

i wish for cake for everyone

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted. It's fish cakes.

 

I wish I was gangster

[S. D. 49]

granted, you get shot

 

i wish for chaos

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get to spent forever as Chaos Spawn. I swipe your wallet as you painfully morph into a twisted abombination. You then eat everyone you ever loved, liked or was chill with. Every dick you know goes on to live ling forfilling and sucessful lives.

 

I wish for a nice drink.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

You can't drink it because it's sentient and always compliments you on your appearance.

 

I wish for summer heat to f*ck off and die, and instead get replace by 75 degree weather

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Because you never specified, enjoy your 75 degree celsius weather (which is 167 degrees fahrenheit).

 

I wish for some money.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted. Here's a Venezuelan penny.

 

I wish for a Venezuelan penny

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You can have mine. *Hides the one I got from you and makes a forgery to give back to you*

 

I wish for optimism.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Did you say Optimus Prime? Cos that's what I heard.

So here.

 

I wish my shoes never wore out

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, they now give you blisters for life.



I wish that Valve would buy out Ubisoft and merge uPlay into Steam.

[Minepro 107]

Wish granted, but they shut down Uplay and we all get crappy and cliche assasin's creed and other games for reasonable prices on Steam.

 

I wish I had a pokeball with a Ponyta in it.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Because this is cutting-edge technology, you can have it now for the low price of $42,000,000!

 

I wish I could fast forward time, so I don't have to wait for things like video games to be released.