The Corrupted Wish Game

[Tiaaaaa 176]

For those of you who have not heard of this game before, here's how it works. In your post you make a wish. The next user then turns that wish on its head so that it becomes something bad, ala evil genies. Then they make a new wish.For example:User 1: I wish I didn't have to wait for the next episode of Season 2.User 2: Granted. Season 2 has now been canceled.User 2 would then make a wish that gets corrupted by the next poster and so on and so forth. So let the games begin!I wish that Pinkie Pie's sisters will reappear in season 2.

Edited March 18, 2013 by Artemis
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[Mint Petal 258]

Granted, but it's only a cameo.

 

I wish I had the NICE fluttershy by my side.

Edited October 4, 2011 by Kaasha

[Sageflare 276]

You get Flutterb****

 

I wish we would see more of the Apple Family

[Ganondork 42]

Granted, but it is only in a dream of yours. When you wake up? You have not even the slightest memory of the dream, and you beat yourself up over it everyday as you try to remember, but ultimately fail each time.

 

I wish Derpy had lines.

[Mint Petal 258]

Granted, but it's all in a language you don't understand.

 

I wish time would go faster!

[Tiaaaaa 176]

Granted, but they are all performed by a man with a deep baritone voice.

 

EDIT: Derp.

 

Granted. Time is now moving faster. You, however, are not so you don't really notice.

 

I wish the Celestia toys were white.

Edited October 4, 2011 by Tiaaaaa

[Mint Petal 258]

Granted, but now they all have green hair, derped eyes, and can't stand up straight.

 

I wish for Derpy!

Edited October 4, 2011 by Kaasha

[Ganondork 42]

Granted, but the chemical used to make them white, caused a world-wide quarantine which killed millions and through some series of events brought forth the rapture.

 

Granted, but the Derpy you got was a derp'd human. Careful what you wish for.

 

I wish I had a portal gun.

Edited October 4, 2011 by Ganondork

[Mint Petal 258]

Granted, but now you must go through testing for the rest of your life...with GLaDOS

 

I wish I was a pie!

[Ganondork 42]

Granted, but it was a pie which was made of digested bits of human. Again, those wishes, be careful. D:

 

I wish I had a giant monkey. What could go wrong?

[Tiaaaaa 176]

Nothing. You and the giant monkey are best friends. People scream whenever it walks by causing massive damage to the surrounding area and whenever it gets hungry and begins eating people, but honestly what do they know.

 

I wish I had more spaghetti.

[Zeta 2]

Granted, but it's all stale and 1000 years old.

 

I wish Trixie would do a show for me!

Edited October 4, 2011 by Zeta

[Mint Petal 258]

Granted, but you need to be a little MMMM...richer!

Granted, but the show is a total flop.

 

I wish I wasn't hungry.

Edited October 4, 2011 by Kaasha

[Evilshy 5,090]

Granted, but you have a rare condition where you never feel hungry, and therefore find it hard to eat. You eventually die of starvation without eve realizing it.

 

 

I wish it would stop f***ing raining all the time when I have yardwork to do.

Edited October 4, 2011 by evilshy

[Tiaaaaa 176]

Granted. Without your stomach you'll never be hungry again!

Granted. It now f***ing tornadoes whenever you need to do yardwork.

 

I wish the water in my apartment hadn't suddenly given out.

Edited October 4, 2011 by Tiaaaaa

[Ganondork 42]

Granted. You are now without a stomach and the inability to even eat, and to accommodate the missing stomach, your body's intestines have been completely changed and rearranged rendering you a freak.

 

Granted. It is now flooding the place. You have one millisecond to escape. Too laste.

 

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

Edited October 4, 2011 by Ganondork

[Evilshy 5,090]

My wish totally worked

I had to do yardwork right now, and it stopped raining.

[Slendermane 477]

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

 

Granted, but you are in a tank are a restaraunt. And you're next! Order up!

 

I wish I was in Equestria.

[Ganondork 42]

Granted, but there was an error in the coding of your dimension-hopping machine, so you wound up in a post-apocalyptic Equestria, and were eaten alive by a zombie Celestia.

 

I wish a Metroid would be made for the 3DS.

[Zonra 132]

Granted, but whenever you toutch a 3DS it cant play the game as long as you hold it, forever dooming you to be unable to play the game as its sweet the world

 

I wish MlP:FiM would stay on the air for as long as i live, no longer or shorter and i would watch every episode as it comes out

Edited October 4, 2011 by Zonra

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted, but you are now forced to live in Antarctica where there is no internet or TV.

 

I with that I could write incredible fan fiction.

[Slendermane 477]

 

I with that I could write incredible fan fiction.

 

Granted, but you are cast away with no access to technology, paper, or any way to write. You are forever doomed to incredible stories, but no one to share them with. You eventually go crazy and start telling your stories to a coconut named Bill.

 

I wish I was a pegasus.

[Zonra 132]

Granted: but for some reason you can never get anyone to read anything you write, no matter what you do

 

And i repeat my wish, it was that MlP:FiM would stay on the air for as long as i live and exactly that long, and i would watch every episode as it airs, that i will always watch every episode was part of the wish

 

 

Granted, but you are cast away with no access to technology, paper, or any way to write. You are forever doomed to incredible stories, but no one to share them with. You eventually go crazy and start telling your stories to a coconut named Bill.

 

I wish I was a pegasus.

 

Granted, but you cant fly and never will

Edited October 4, 2011 by Zonra

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

The episodes now air all at once causing a loud mindless crowd noise. There are so many episodes that together they are just static. You cannot turn this off, or stop watching it. Also, i grant that you will live forever because i am a good genie! (you did say you'd watch it as long as you live, right?)

[St. Pinkie 118]

You forgot your wish...