The Corrupted Wish Game

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted! A typhoon comes onshore and washes you away with storm surge. You managed to hold on and continue surfing on storm surge, until you hit the rigid remnants of a building...

 

I wish for a fly...

[Mouse 302]

Congratulations, you have been granted a fly on your pants! Unfortunately, it is perpetually open.

 

I wish to have a pet Fluttershy.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. It isn't sapient and smells like horse

 

I wish for a merry Christmas

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your Christmas is filled with too much noise due to the merriness, and you go deaf afterwards. And you have to clean up the mess.

I wish to visit Zurich, Switzerland.

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted but you will be arrested the moment you step off the plane/boat/train/whatevergotyouthere

 

I wish for a buck-ton of money

[Barack Ollama 25]

Granted but the money was stolen from the bank, U jailed now m8

 

I wish for more Llama followers.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your "Llama followers" are actually camels with bags of liana vines and rope.

I wish for a fish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. Have fun with your new angler fish.




I wish for a cheese-mallet.


 

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your mallet is as fragile and sloppy as cheese.

I wish it snows.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted.

You get caught in a snow storm and freeze into place. I nick your wallet. Then aa voice tells me to "Finnish Him!" and I shatter you with a hammer.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You are now overly hyper and ticcing at random moments. CONSTANTLY.



I wish for a tin of peas.

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted but they expired, 50 years ago.

 

I wish for someone to make me a sandwich

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted...but I ate it

 

I wish for a wish.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted. You get -1 wishes.

 

I do honestly, truly, really, with the deepest reaches of my soul and the farthest corners of my conscience wish that I could meet a brony in real life.

[Dovashy 1,734]

Granted. 

 

You meet a brony within what your consciousness determines as real life, but in fact you are sleeping and it is a dream. 

[Galen Selanno 351]

No wish! BLAHAHAHA! (Actually, my dreams are usually quite real to me, until I wake up at 6 am on Monday, and reality hits me over the head with a baseball bat).

 

I wish that I were more creative.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You become the world's best known pornographic artist.




I wish for nine billion guavas.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

Granted, but they all poor over you at once and smash you

 

I wish I could spend a day in Austin Texas with JingleWolf, my boyfriend

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted. You're in the Austin, Texas where JingleWolf lives....50 feet underground O_o

 

I wish that Key Gear was the next one to post in this thread x3

[Galen Selanno 351]

I'm sorry. I can't grant that for you.

 

I wish that EZTV hadn't died over the weekend.

 

Granted, but they all poor over you at once and smash you

I wish I could spend a day in Austin Texas with JingleWolf, my boyfriend

 

Huh. I was wondering about your avatar, Jingle. SparkWolf's a nice guy.

Edited December 15, 2014 by TheAnonBrony

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It has changed its name to DIFFICILE.tv, filled with documentaries and talk shows.

I wish I were good at decorating.

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted. You have the perfect technique for creating cute cookies x3   ...that is all.

 

I wish I granted my own wishes.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your accidental, unwanted, and unconscious wishes emerge to torment you.

I wish every brony and pegasister became a fan of either "Lord of the Rings" or "Game of Thrones".

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Granted! ...Whoops, heh, heh... Now everypony is a fan of a new crossover called "Game of the Rings" that painfully ruins the canon and lore of both stories. ...I regret nothing!

 

I wish I was my pony OC, Nightlight Sparkle, in Equestria so I could meet Twilight.

[generic11052016 52]

Granted... Nightlight Sparkle ends up in Equestria where she meets all of the cast of the Twilight movie and then falls victim to the horrible-acted vampires.

I wish that money could buy happiness.