The Corrupted Wish Game

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted too long you can't see anything :3

 

I wish that those 3 days of school, could be the best of the year... cause this whole year has been awesome, let's make it more awesome!

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Granted, but you got sick and couldn't go, and spend the rest of the year being reminded by your friends how good it was

 

I wish I didn't have to de-weed the garden

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted. the garden explodes and you have to clean it all up.

 

i wish i was as assertive as fluttershy

[HowlDash23 79]

Granted. You now Hulk Fluttershy and have been banned from Ponyville.

 

I wish was a chicken.

[Guest]

Granted. You are now waiting in a cool aisle, waiting to be selected and eaten.

 

I wish for whirled peas.

[HowlDash23 79]

Granted. A hurricane of peas comes to sweep you away.

 

I wish there was chocolate rain.

[Raptor_a22 83]

Granted. Discord has been released.

 

I wish that my phone wasn't so terrible.

Edited May 30, 2012 by Raptor_a22

[Magicon 468]

Granted. It is now broken.

 

I wish for good luck.

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted, but it's sporadic, and only works at the least helpful possible times.

 

I wish I had some barbecue sauce...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's poisonous.

 

I wish for poison.

[HowlDash23 79]

Granted. You get Poison Joke.

 

I wish for a tree.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's not Fluttershy.

 

I wish for Fluttershy.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's a Transformer.

 

I wish I knew what would happen if Pinkie Pie decided to play Transformers.

[Guest]

Granted. It blew your mind, so you weren't able to recall what it was like.

 

I wish it was the final countdown.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Let's play "Count Down Until a Mod Posts". I'll start: Infinity.

 

I wish hsiw I

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but nobrony understands what you're sayingniyas er'uoy tahw sdnatsrednu ynorbon tub ,detnarG

 

I wish the word 'palindrome' was a palindrome.

Edited May 31, 2012 by Jadefire

[Raptor_a22 83]

Granted, but the word it turns into is unpronounceable.

 

I wish that I would receive one incorruptible wish.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you blow it on a sandwhch.

 

...You know? I wish for a sandwich.

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. Hope you like asbestos and thumb tacks on your sandwiches.

 

I wish I had some milk. Fresh, cow's milk.

Edited May 31, 2012 by Clover Heart

[Raptor_a22 83]

Granted, but you need to milk the cow yoursef... while avoiding the farmer.

 

I wish for a sandwich.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. The sandwich is composed of a slice of bread, in between two other slices of bread.

 

I wish epic music played when I walked down the street.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Granted, but you lose both legs in a car accident

 

I wish for more painkillers

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You overdose.

 

I wish I could go back to sleep.

[Spark 101]

Granted. You have nightmares all night.

 

I wish nobody would corrupt this wish.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

I wish I could draw faster.