The Corrupted Wish Game

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but your coffee has so much caffeine that you don't sleep for two months and then you fall into a six month coma. 

 

I wish my parents would stop nagging me about the dumbest things.

[Lunar Echo 10,334]

Granted, but you lose your smarts.

 

I wish to reignite the British Empire.

Edited January 15, 2016 by Lunar Echo

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but America goes into a Second Revolutionary War because British Empire.

 

I wish that my avatar has the X-01 Power Armor instead of the T-45 Power Armor.

[Lunar Echo 10,334]

Denied, stick to the brotherhood, the Enclave have a worse rep.

 

I wish you use the world as my toilet. 

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted the toliet gets clogged

 

I wish I was a cat

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but the rest of the world gets turned into dogs. 

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,004]

Granted but it transports you to an alternate dimension where it is not corrupted at all. haha

 

I wish there was more art out there.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted, but the art is horrible

 

I wish for another army of ducks

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

Granted, but the army of ducks takes the weekends off.

 

I wish to be accepted into the PhD program that I applied to.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but the application process is so difficult you give up.

 

I wish for cheese.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, but I ate the cheese you wished for already.

 

I wish the shipping of Soundwave and Vinyl Scratch is official.

Edited January 16, 2016 by PONinja4

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. They instead fuse permanently into a robotic horse that forever functions as a radio. Now, speak up, and it will play a recording of your voice to be kept until the end of time.

 

I wish to sell this equine radio of yours to the Galactic Empire for their technological research programme.

Edited January 19, 2016 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but the Empire considers this technology to be mysterious and dangerous if used against them, so they order the imprisonment of all that know of the technology.

 

I wish to successfully prove that if a stick is thrown so hard that it orbits around the Earth, then falls back to where it started, it should be considered a boomerang.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Yah but, now when you throw boomerangs they go supersonic so that they also travel around the world and so you throw one and kill the person you love most in your life and 3 years later you yourself are killed by a boomerang.

 

I wish I had a strong enough AE (Astro Empires) fleet to rule all of Equestria including Photon and Disruptor Weaponry strong enough to end anypony who opposes me.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

(I used to play that game!)

 

Granted, but since you're such a dic--tator towards your people, the fleet turns against you and ends you.

 

I wish for coffee...

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, but you need to eat 999,999 pieces of Jalapeños before you have your coffee.

 

I wish I can have Scootaloo's scooter skateboard.

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but as the scooter is designed to hold the weight of a pony, you break it.

 

I wish for anything I want to happen to happen.

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted but they all come with horrifying twists. Just like this game. Whoa.

 

I wish for more friends.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but they mooch money and food off you until you get fed up and stop being there friends.

 

I wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish for a burrito.

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, you CAN wish that you could wish that you could wish that you could wish for a burrito, but, for some reason, you DON'T wish that you could wish that you could wish that you could wish for a burrito, and you never eat another burrito FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!! 

 

I wish that Pinkie Pie becomes an alicorn and the Princess of Baked Goods. 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, Pinkie Pie is an alicorn, however due to too much sugar in her system, her license and privileges to bake cakes, pastries, and make candies, is revoked and she is disqualified to become a Princess.

 

I wish Nightmare Moon marries one of Dapper's ducks.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,004]

Granted Luna is forced to marry a creature which she despises and will attempt to destroy it as soon as she is given the chance

 

"by iRaincloud"

 

 

 

I wish there will be an episode where Celestia get's corrupted and must be stopped?

"by DocWario"

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but this isn't an MLP episode, and Hasbro gets so frustrated with copyright violations that it cancels MLP forever.

 

I wish that real-world ponies and horses could speak English.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted all they talk about is G3 MLP.

 

I wish to make a hat out of cheese

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. The cheese melts in the sun and you now have a ruined hat.

 

 

I wish I had friends to play GTA Online (on PC) with..