The Corrupted Wish Game

[IronM17 5,373]

Granted, but the hat is broken

 

I wish I already have my master in physics. 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you lose your memory and you fail at being a master in physics.

 

I wish for Dean Cadance to go out with me on a dinner date.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but her boyfriend Shining Armour finds out about the date and comes and kills you.

 

I wish for two hats

[Bucket 107]

Granted, but you get 3 hats. No wait... 4 hats..? 6 hats? No, 10 hats! Hold on, 100, 1000, 100000! Stop, stop the hats, please no more! 10000000, 10000000000...

 

But the hats don't stop. You drown in hats.

 

I wish I could tuuuuurn youuuuuu, back in to a strangeeeeeeer

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but no one talks to me ever again cause they don't tall to strangers and i get so sad that I throw a cake at you.

 

I wish I was not a stranger

Edited January 29, 2016 by Dappers Duck Army

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted.  You become super famous, but can't handle the constant attention, so you turn yourself into a duck.

 

I wish for the worst possible thing to happen.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You walk into a room, only to catch me in the shower, blissfully unaware of you as I sing loudly off key as I soap my fat hairy Scottish body. The door locked behind you by the way. You will thank God later when I rip out your heart.

 

 

I wish to go on a grand adventure with Derpy Hooves, Doctor Whoves and The Great Trixie.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but they left you behind already, therefore, you're all alone now.

 

I wish I was the greatest Gundam pilot of all time.

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*snuggles Cinni*

 

I really need to get back into this game...

 

-

 

Granted, but because of your fame you get attacked by swarms of enemies and are eventually blown up in battle. Your name is not remembered.

 

I wish for coffee...

Edited January 31, 2016 by Meson Bolt

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but my ducks come and steal it.

 

I wish for infinite cheese

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you get an infinite amount of cheese, but they quickly melt causing it to flood the whole earth.

I wish of meson bolt's coffee to be mine.

Edited January 31, 2016 by PONinja4

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but my ducks still steal it XD

 

I wish I could be a duck

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted but my ducks still steal it XD

 

Grrr! That's my coffee! >=0

 

Anyways, back to your regularly scheduled program. Granted, but Elmer Fudd shoots you down after you become a duck.

 

I wish that Dean Cadance becomes my waifu and also becomes my co-gundam pilot. =3

Edited January 31, 2016 by PONinja4

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but Cadance doesn't know how to fly a plane at all, and you both crash into Crystal Prep.

 

I wish for Equestria to be real.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

It is but, you can't get to it, only see it from a telescope while everyone else can.

 

I wish I could understand any programing language instantly.

[Rocco 567]

granted! you can now understand any programming language in current existence or that will ever be developed thanks to cybernetics  and computer brain implants! as a happy bonus your implanted works also track current events and "trends" from social media of others near you. this radical change in your life has boosted your ability to persuade people to do what your like with your new found ability to, in the blink of a eye, pull records on them giving you untold amounts of knowledge. you land a job with Microsoft and rise through the ranks with your encyclopedic knowledge and under standing of code.  as time goes on you notice a change in your personal being, you begin communicating with emoji's.....but not the way you think. you start stating the emoji names mid sentence like "smiley face" or "duckface" or screaming 100% at the top of your lungs mid conversation. soon election time nears and as the candidates begin to gather a constituency, social media becomes flooded with catchy slogans like "get trump'd", " feel the bern" and "you're fired!". the social firestorm of catch slogans begins to over whelm your system causing heat to build in your head. you need water now! you take off running through the office, desperately searching for a water fountain, bathroom or drink machine. your fast rise through the ranks has ment may changes in offices and you haven't familiarized your self with this one yet. you turn a corner and run smack in the face of bill gates, breaking his nose. you help him up and he screams through the blood, "YOU'RE FIRED!" . this triggers total meltdown and you erupt with a series of "duckface duckface duckface smiley100%clapclapclapclappppppfssssspppthththhthththth" and you burst into flames......
your dying words are....."i....feel the.....bern..."    

i wish to beable to poot a the speed of light!

Edited February 1, 2016 by Rocco

[Minepro 107]

Granted. You poot yourself into a wall and die instantly.

 

I with I could have an infinite pizza that can change toppings to the consumer's preference.

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but the total price of the pizza exceeds $600,000, and you get very angry.  Then, the creators of the pizza mention that the pizza's crust is embedded with grenades that are triggered by extreme anger.

 

I wish for a smile, smile, smile.

[Minepro 107]

Granted, but you get a frown, frown, frown by a certain donkey wearing a toupee.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

//EDIT: v Granted, but your stamina only lasts 5 seconds though.

 

I wish for one of the Constructicons to marry Princess Cadance. :3

Edited February 3, 2016 by PONinja4

[Minepro 107]

//shoot! I forgot a wish! Do I get two then?

 

Granted, but it's not a happy marriage and the constructicon in question is destroyed by Shining armor when he found out his wife is cheating on him. They divorce soon after.

 

I previously wished for better stamina.

I wish this time for a steam card to buy Slime Rancher.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but Steam closes down forever.

 

I wish for a monkey

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted.  On a peaceful walk one day, a monkey suddenly falls from high above onto your head.  Then you go bananas!!

 

I wish for honor.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you get dishonored already.

 

I wish to be the top Gundam pilot of all time.

[Minepro 107]

Granted, but you crash your gundam into a mountain after getting shot down.

 

I wish for a single ruby.