The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jokuc 8,174]

Not granted.

I win.

 

I wish that Pinkazoid sent me herself singing that song she promised to :3

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, but she sang horribly in that vid. I wish I got out of the Everfree Forest but didn't end up anywhere other than Ponyville.

Edited June 14, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. As you get to the edge of the forest you are whisked away to a land down under; where women glow and men plunder.

 

A crack of thunder is heard from an oncoming storm in the distance and you run back into the Everfree Forest for cover....

 

 

I wish I had my own theme song.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but after hearing it play nonstop for three weeks straight, you go insane.

 

I wish for taffy.

Edited June 14, 2012 by Jadefizoid

[RosettaStone127 4]

Granted, you'll get your teeth stuck together.

I wish school would never end.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It never starts.

 

I wish I could figure something out.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it then confuses you and makes you go insane and become a crazy cat lady. I wish I escaped the Everfree Forest, my home world, the diamond dog cave and the land down under and lived in Ponyville.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. The wishgranter didn't have a GPS so now you're you're on the moon.

 

I wish I had two monitors.

[PikaPower 12]

Granted, there screens are cracked

 

I wish for chocolate rain

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It turns into a hailstorm.

 

I wish I had some sauce.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's hotsauce. It's hot because it's made of lava, and your house burns down.

 

I wish I was less tired.

[AnonyPoni 564]

Granted, now you're a truck tire!

 

I wish I had a nice desk right now...

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You're also a tyre.

 

Now all I need is two more people to become tyres and then we can travel somewhere... I wish that would work.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but we don't have an engine.

 

I wish for heat vision.

[PikaPower 12]

You stare at a mirror and the heat kills you.

 

I wish this wish is not corrupt.

[Cerulean 48]

You accidently melt yourself.

 

 

 

I wish that I had the power to be able to do anything I want

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. After practicing your new found powers, you accidentally atomically fuse yourself with and apple and a donkey spleen.

 

I wish we could all just get along.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Now we can get along [a long] length of rope.

 

I wish for an engine.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but it explodes

 

I wish for a bigger explosion

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted. It's hotsauce. It's hot because it's made of lava, and your house burns down.

 

I wish I was less tired.

 

Nice Minecraft reference, because in Minecraft, lava can burn down a wooden structure. Granted, it destroys the universe. I wish I was Discord.

[go away seb 367]

Granted. You were turned to stone. Twice.

 

I wish that this wish becomes corrupted

[Jadefire 2,797]

Wish rejected.

 

I wish for fireworks.

[go away seb 367]

Granted, but then you lagged so you couldn't see them go off.

 

I wish that my computer would spontaneously combust.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's now ejecting busts of you.

 

I wish my dreams made sense.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. They are now really really boring.

 

I wish for twenty dollars.