The Corrupted Wish Game

[cwhip9 1,078]

congrats but you go broke faster then how fast dash gos through appel cider, and the alien  products began to eat away at your brain leaving only memory of how to do fine dinning and breathing

 

I whish for better sleep  
 

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Granted! Since you said whish and not wish, things get confusing and you are given an endless supply of coffee and is forced to drink them all or you will drown.

 

I wish that the sneak peeks/clips/screenshots of the Season 4 of All Hail King Julien will be released tomorrow morning.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You instead get a documentary about Julius Caesar.

 

I wish I can alter history by stopping Brutus and the senators from killing Caesar.

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted, I heard you say "shipping" instead of "stopping" so now your locked in there with all the senators, Brutus & Caesar makin' out like all get out. Least everybody is happy now!

 

 

 

Wish I could...stand the stress of my parents coming up to visit for the holidays....

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You are a kettle.

 

I wish I am a black pot. Who's calling who "sooty" or "burned" now?

[Widdershins 9,959]

Smokey the Bear is?

 

Wish I could trap squirrels from the local park, hastily craft them into shoddy coats and have the police actually believe me when I excuse myself by claims of only "leveling up my skinning profession."

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted. But you are hunted down and killed by shitty vocal vegans for your animal abuse to make your fur coats.

 

I wish I was the greatest yugioh card game player ever!

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted! But your deck is nothing but Dark Holes!

 

 

I wish pigs weren't so darn adorable sos I could feel better about eating them.

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

Granted. Unfortunately, they meld together and turn into the Erymanthian Boar.

 

I wish eating candy didn't make it hurt to brush my teeth.

Edited November 3, 2016 by Kings&Hooves14

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted. But all your teeth fall out and you can never eat again.

 

I wish the booster pack raging tempest for yugioh came out in America tomorrow.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You instead get a card game involving roosters that look like Albert Einstein.

 

I wish I can have a collection of those cards.

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted but the cards are fake and you're arrested for counterfeit and imprisoned for the next 25 years.

 

I wish Obama was president for another 4 years.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. He is impeached for violating American law by seeking an additional presidential term, more than the two that he earned.

 

I wish I can fly.

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted but you can never step foot on the ground again without bursting into flames.

 

I wish I had a job at the WWE as a video editor

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. While editing a video, John Cena bursts out of the computer screen and punches you to the moon.

 

I wish the moon is a living world filled with gardens.

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Granted. But since the moon is now habitable, a new breed of lifeforms evolves and emerges on the moon. Alien creatures hellbent on annihilating all humans descend from the moon and kill everyone.

 

I wish I had more hours to work next week. I could earn a lot more money that way. 

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted! You have more hours to work next week! EVERY hour next week! Your booked solid for every moment for the next seven days with no lunch or sleeping breaks!

 

 

Wish sleep was actually restful for me so I would actually go to bed...

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You will never wake up, and Luna and Gilda leave you in the training grounds of Dreamland, where they (as drill sergeants) force you to fight monstrous eyesores on an ever-changing battlefield, somewhat like a more horrific version of Discord's wonderland.

 

 

I wish I can join you in fighting monsters on impossible terrain.

Edited November 9, 2016 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[~Phoenix~ 196]

 

 

I wish I can join you in fighting monsters on impossible terrain.

 

wish granted: the terrain is literally impossible. the world implodes inward on itself and nobody survives.

 

i wish i could stay home from work today 

[icyfire 433]

Granted...But you stay home because you were fired. You can never get another job again

 

I wish I could get more sleep at night. 

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted! BUT YOU NEVER WAKE UP!

Nah...too easy. Here, I'll just cuddle you to sleep then!

I'll be right over. Where ya want I should keep my tentacle & lobster claw? Attached or no? Oh, and some spackle. Just blew a hole in your wall, might wanna patch that sucker up.

 

 

Wish somebeing would just give me a new computor. Or even just the money for it.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You and the computer fuse into a single machine.

 

I wish Double Diamond became into a star pony who shines bright in the sky.

[NullAccount 287]

Granted but he soon become a supernova, and explodes in a quazar.

 

I wish people could get along.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Everything around you becomes light and shadow.

 

I wish I can play the piano.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, you "can" play the Piano....But you will not never learn how to do it well O_O 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that Bacon was  now healthy but still retained it's great taste...