The Corrupted Wish Game

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but as soon as you put the hat on, it captures you.

I wish I had more time to think about my wish.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but you get trapped in an infinite time loop and never actually get to make your wish.

I wish for a barrel of laughs.

[Will Guide 21,360]

@cpl_dixon

Granted, you'll have more time to think about your wish. Problem is that you won't be able to say it and get it granted!

I wish I had finished writing my 4 years worth of MLP fan fiction I've had in mind up to Season 6 Finale.

@Duality

I wished you didn't ninja me!

Edited July 2, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but while the wish is in the process of being granted, I ninja you and get that wish granted for me instead.

I wish for a barrel of laughs (Mk II advanced version).

Edited July 2, 2017 by Duality

[Will Guide 21,360]

Wait, you can't steal my fan fiction. It's all in my mind! Banned for attempting to steal my unpublished fan fiction.

Sorry wrong game, but the point still stands.

I wish people would stop stealing my post ideas.

Edited July 2, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but I stole the idea for that post and took it into the Wish Replacement Shop to trade for my wish.

I wish for a barrel of laughs (Mk III atomic-fusion version)

5 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Wait, you can't steal my fan fiction. It's all in my mind!

Never heard of 'intellectual property theft'?

Edited July 2, 2017 by Duality

[Will Guide 21,360]

@Duality

Fine. Here's your barrel of laughs! A crate with many copies of the word, "laughs"

I wish I could go one day without feeling tired so I could get some serious writing done.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, you go one day without feeling tired, but you feel tired for the rest of your life after that day.

I wish I could complete Motorstorm.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,588]

Granted but the save file corrupts when you have completed it. I wish there was more cats :3 

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but they are all afraid of you.

I wish I could easier began a conversation.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but it'd be impossible to end it!

I wish I was a dragon!

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Granted, but the dragon you turn into is Garble

I wish for a very loud thunderstorm (loud as in lots of lightning and thunder).

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but it's on the otherside of the world.

I wish it was monday already.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, except everyone slept right through Sunday!

I wish I was as large as a mountain!

[Hierok 11,831]

granted, but nobody's sure of what is a mountain for a fly and you become 0.1 meter in lenght.

I wish I could see the mlp movie already.

Edited July 9, 2017 by Hierok

[Will Guide 21,360]

@Hierok

Granted, but you'll be magically unable to talk about it to anyone!

I wish I could have someone to get into bed with.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Granted, but that someone you have to get into bed with is Discord

I wish there was a pegasus/penguin hybrid.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

2 minutes ago, Penguinbrony24 said:

I wish there was a pegasus/penguin hybrid.

Granted, but only the Seaponies know where it is.

I wish there was a way to get rid of that 20 character minimum box

[Telferi 6,906]

Granted but, only you didn't get the way to remove it >:3

I wish Banjo would team up with Yooka

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but Yooka can't actually play the Banjo, so everything goes horribly wrong.

I wish for one of those amazing Discord lamps.

[Will Guide 21,360]

5 hours ago, Penguinbrony24 said:

Granted, but that someone you have to get into bed with is Discord

That's not a bad wish! That's awesome! And I am willing to deal with whatever chaos he has in store for me!

1 hour ago, Duality said:

Granted, but Yooka can't actually play the Banjo, so everything goes horribly wrong.

I wish for one of those amazing Discord lamps.

Granted, but you'll have to go through a long trading sequence like Dash did!

I wish I could teleport around with my phone the same way Link teleports with his Sheikah Slate in Breath of the Wild.

[Leavemealone 547]

Granted! The teleportation sequence, however, takes 15 hours to complete.

I wish that I knew what a Shewhatah Slate was.

[Will Guide 21,360]

1 minute ago, OracleOfTwilight said:

Granted! The teleportation sequence, however, takes 15 hours to complete.

I wish that I knew what a Shewhatah Slate was.

It's like a device of both magic and technology, complete with a camera.

Wish granted, but now you have no idea what a computer is!

I wish my arms were like the spring-loaded arms in Nintendo's recent game, "ARMS"

[Leavemealone 547]

Granted! However, you now have absolutely no control over them.

I wish that I had more Haribo golden bears.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

20 minutes ago, OracleOfTwilight said:

I wish that I had more Haribo golden bears.

Granted, but they are the sugar free variety

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow