The Corrupted Wish Game

[Will Guide 21,325]

6 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Wish granted. Your misspelling brings about the creation of a new alien race bent on destroying the universe, starting with ponies.

 

I wish for CANDY!!!!!

Granted, but it would be so addictive, your life would be ruined forever!

As a Changeling who's still stuck looking like this even after being swept up in Shared Love of the Season 6 Finale, I sometimes wish I had my own "beautiful" healthy form.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

WIsh granted. Your healthy form is a celery stick.

NEVER TAKE MY SUGAR AWAY!!!!!

 

 

I wish for that wonderous of wonders, a Siberian Husky.

[ImDaMisterL 532]

Granted, but it's invisible.

I wish for an invisible mobile!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Granted. It does not come assembled.

 

I wish for 5 pounds of cheddar cheese. (Yes, I have a reason for wanting this. Don't question me)

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but it's inside a 20-pound mouse.

I wish for a Mjolnir.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Wish granted. You have a Mjolnir, but you don't have the strength to lift it. You are attacked, it is stolen, and it is used to destroy you and everyone you love.

 

I wish for the rest of season 7.

[Number62 1,247]

Granted, but the episodes are of the worst quality.

I wish I could understand all languages.

[Widdershins 9,955]

 Granted, but you can't write or speak any of them. Hah, simple enough!

 

  I wish I had a Cream Cheese tree outside my house I could tap for a constant supply.

  ...hmmm... wonder what a cream cheese bath would be like?...

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but it's all mouldy.

I wish for a phoenix pet.

[Widdershins 9,955]

  Granted, but then it dies.

  ... and it keeps on dying!!

 

   I wish for a... Non-moldy cream cheese tree!

[Duality 10,738]

2 minutes ago, Widdershins said:

I wish for a... Non-moldy cream cheese tree!

9 minutes ago, Duality said:

Granted, but it's all mouldy.

I have successfully found a loophole.

I wish for everyone to use British English.

[Telferi 6,905]

But only in Britain >:3

 

I wish there were more hungarians on here!

[Yamato 1,347]

Granted, but the only phrase they know is "My hovercraft is full of eels".
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.

[Will Guide 21,325]

10 hours ago, Yamato said:

Granted, but the only phrase they know is "My hovercraft is full of eels".
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Oh, you mean like the song sung in Demolition Man? Granted, but you'll soon be eaten

I wish I had the muscles to actually do heavy lifting in the job offers I'm getting.

[ImDaMisterL 532]

Granted, but they don't give you the job because you look monstrous.

I wish for lasagna.

[Telferi 6,905]

Granted, but then it disappears.

I wish i was older by 1 year

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Wish granted. We skip the entire year of 2017 and go straight to 2018.

Multiple countries miss their elections, and we enter a stage of political chaos.

 

I wish my parents would let me watch MLP.

[IronM17 5,145]

Granted, your parents lets watch you MLP, but only G3.5.

I wish I would be better in mathematics. 

[Widdershins 9,955]

   Granted! ...but higher mathematics has no real world applications past calculating tips, and even then, only in a select few restaurants.

  Hah! Burn! Feel my sarcastic wit, Mathematicians!

 

  Wish my computor would stop doing that weird flicker of some green window on screen whenever I'm doing something else...

 

8 hours ago, ShadowDash13 said:

I wish my parents would let me watch MLP.

   You know, never gotten that. Why anybody would be against My Little Pony. "made for kids" sure, know what else is made for kids? Candy. Think people are gonna stop making or eating candy or fiddling with it to give more adult tastes to it too? Sure, I may look like a dork suckin' on a rainbow Lolly the size o' me head... but it's candy!

   So. Here's what you do, ShadDash. Start watching Breaking Bad. Or show your parents the episode where the desperate cancer patient that's gone into making drugs is forced to murder some criminal and, to cover his tracks, has to dissolve the body in lye. Then ask them which would be a better option for you. Just as a purely rhetorical question. Hey, they both have a huge fanbase! Several million fans can't all be wrong!

   Heck, not even that. Think the News is healthy? Least MLP is friendly & caring.

[Duality 10,738]

5 hours ago, Widdershins said:

   Granted! ...but higher mathematics has no real world applications past calculating tips, and even then, only in a select few restaurants.

  Hah! Burn! Feel my sarcastic wit, Mathematicians!

 

  Wish my computor would stop doing that weird flicker of some green window on screen whenever I'm doing something else...

Denied just for that maths jab. And also because, ironically, computer science is a textbook example of real-world application of higher-order mathematics.

I wish for more people to follow me because forever alone.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, you get more followers now, but in reality, it's just one guy making dozens of different accounts and using them to follow you in any form of social media...

I wish to become a taco.

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but I get to eat you.

I wish for a quesadilla.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Here you go it in my fridge for 3 month now !
I wish people could see my post....

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but it contains spices that you're allergic to.

I wish I could cook more than just pasta!

[Pinkie_Pi 348]

You can cook anything you want, but everything tastes like Durian fruit.

I wish for a piano.