The Corrupted Wish Game

[Krashface 534]

No problem, but Varg Vikernes will come with you to burn that down.

I wish to be a dragon.

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but you're Spike.

I wish for a Derpy.

[Princess_Bellalatanya 1,052]

I wish for a date with fluer de lis

Granted,but you're hungry for pizaa whenever you here the word pepperoni 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but Canterlot ponies will think you're stealing her from Fancy Pants!

I wish the easily offended YouTube commentators would get a sense of humor.

[Princess_Bellalatanya 1,052]

granted,but you will be stalkedby youtube mods

i wish i knew the truth about celestia and lunas parents

[Krashface 534]

Wish granted, but tey'll have to kill you, then.

I wish to possess NASA's internet speed.

[Brony Number 42 9,928]

Granted but you can download only cat memes.

I wish upon a falling star.

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but the falling star crushes you!

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time!

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

Granted, but now you cannot ever feel tired and your body will randomly collapse due to exhaustion.

 

I wish I could wear my mask publicly without people thinking I'm a thief or terrorist.

[Flutterlina 21]

Granted, but you can't take it off anymore...

I wish I could teleport into world of books

[Krashface 534]

granted, but once there, you can't escape anymore.

I wish to pessess a Zweihander.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,809]

Granted, but it turns on you and possesses you!

I wish to have a golden eagle. 

[Krashface 534]

wish granted, but she will fall into the ocean.

I wish to never saw Game of Thrones S7E5. You know... the door. (TnT)

[LHfunk 422]

Wish granted: Instead, you experienced it first hand.

I wish I had like, three donuts.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But the doughnuts are you and your two best friends.

o3o

I wish I was a birb.

 

[Brony Number 42 9,928]

What have you done with the slime!?

Fine, you're a birb. Now make me a dob.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted due to no wish.

I wish I was a real birb =w=

 

[Brony Number 42 9,928]

You are now a birb, but the least birbiest there is. I wish I knew what that is.

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[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! Because everyone should know the derp term for a bird.

but now you forget one thing a day, everyday, for the rest of your life.

 

I wish chocobos were real =w=

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but now you aren't real.

I wish for two Derpys.  

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted but they completely wreck your house.

I wish I would get offered job interviews more often.

[Brony Number 42 9,928]

Granted, but you still don't get hired.

 

I wish for a fish named Trish in a dish.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,809]

Granted, but the dish falls and breaks and Trish dies. (I know I can be cruel...)

I wish I could go to Tokyo. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you're instantly teleported, but your molecules get rearanged and now you're an ameba.

I wish I was a multi-cell organism =w=

 

[Catsle 604]

Granted but your are a "BlobFish" I'm sorry all other positions were reincarnated into, we are sorry for the inconvenience.

I want to become a major historian!