The Corrupted Wish Game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you accidentally lose memory ! 
I wish it was not raining !

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, but it never rains again and all life on Earth is now extinct. Thanks a lot 

I wish there more hours in each day.

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but now that the days are longer the years are longer but we still grow up at the same speed so we die earlier !!!

I wish I had something to wish !

Edited May 9, 2017 by TrotteurFuneste

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted! You'll wish the dumb grin off your face, litteraly leaving you mouth-less!

I wish I was given more Brohooves and love. 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted, but  you got  bruises everywhere with all the brohooves. Tough love man.

I wish mlp is on Netflix now.  

[Krashface 534]

Wish granted, but only in Italy (fun fact: it is true >=D )

I wish to git gud .

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! but they will charge you 50 cents more D:

I wish I had a pet box turtle

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you now have to call her tank. It's an obligation !

I wish my pet won't lose so MUCH fur !

[Messy Mane 9,006]

granted! but your pet will have no fur at all D:

I wish school ended already

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but it's because you set it on fire.

I Wish I had a school...

[Messy Mane 9,006]

granted! but you will be bullied for 3 months

I wish I had power

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted you now have the power of brozhoofing every post send by LeTrotteurFuneste.

I wish I had super power too !

[TBD 17,228]

Granted your power is to shape-shift into rocks only.

I wish batman is real.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted, but his secret identity is....DONALD TRUMP  *jingle* TIN TIN TIIIIIIIIN !!!
I wish I had money !

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you have all the money in the world.

Sadly no one else does, causing all economies to collapse and the world plunged into anarchy.

I wish I knew how to run a country =w=

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but no one vote for you so you're useless !
I wish I  have all the money in the world and sadly no one else does, causing all economies to collapse and the world plunged into anarchy.

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but it's all in a digital format, so, when the world is plunged into anarchy, it's destroyed in the resultant power failures.

I wish for free MLP merch.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted but it's all of Flash Sentry and Flurry Heart.

I wish I could sing.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

You can but now everypony is deaf
I wish I was not deaf because of you !

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted but you're blind instead.

I wish Lightning Dust would come back.

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but she never speaks!

I wish I could write intentionally bad fanfics!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. No curse, just granted, because that's bad enough :V

I wish I could inspire people =w=

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but you inspire some guy to become the next Adolf Hitler, causing WWV (World War 5).

I wish I could make better jokes out of this game!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you make jokes so good, no one else can top them, ruining the game for everyone.

I wish I could stomp out injustice. Literally =w=

 

[Princess_Bellalatanya 1,052]

Granted,but it costs ubur life to end all injustice

I wish to become a mare pony