The Corrupted Wish Game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you're one of the jedi killed as a kid.

I wish I can't eat now ! Like, NOW !

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
BUT  YOU START EATING THINGS THAT AREN'T FOOD D:
 

I wish we could stop 'em

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but.....you can't stop them no matter what you do even with the power that you have at your disposal.

I wish the comic book worlds like Marvel, DC, CHAOS!, IDW, etc. would come to life. o3o

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but it happens while you're asleep and by the time you wake up the story arcs have been resolved and everything returns to normal.

I wish I didn't have to wait until the 20th to see the pony movie.

[DarkLion 56]

A problem occurred, which makes it impossible for you to see the film before everyone has spoilered everything.

 

I wish, I could restart watching MLP from the beginning and be surprised as I was the first time watching it.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, you're surprised that show isn't good as you thought it was.

I wish i win a free ticket to watch mlp movie!

 

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but the ticket is for yesterday.

I wish I hadn't just eaten that Pot Noodle.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted, but now you're really hungry and you don't have anything else to eat.

I wish I wasn't so tired today .

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up with so much energy that you become a literal star.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

=w=

 

[Flutterstep 47,069]

Granted. You've been made redundant.

I wish I had a cake.

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, you have whatever is currently caked onto the bottom of your shoes.

I wish for a particle accelerator.

[DarkLion 56]

Granted. However, it's so expensive you don't have money for anything else anymore...

 

I wish, I wasn't so alone. 

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, you are now permanently surrounded by half a dozen people who constantly talk about nothing but Indonesian economic policy in raised voices.

I wish I had a heat gun.

Edited October 7, 2017 by Concerned Bystander

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... but you melt your car D:

 

I wish I had some jello =w=

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but I take it away from you and nom it all. :3

I wish I have a Build-A-Bear stuff toy of @The_Gobo. o3o

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's just a green teddy bear.... no accesories

 

I wish I didn't have any plushies =w=

 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, they're all mine now.

I wish for moar plushies.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you have more plushies....

Spoiler

OF US!

 

 

I wish for a plushie of Spider-Woman or Supergiant. o3o

Edited October 8, 2017 by VenoM_LP-4

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but it's biodegradable and dissolves on contact with water.

I wish for a planet to be named after me.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Granted, but it's a massive gas giant with absolutely no water to be had.

 

I wish for this pumpkin spice craze to go away.

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, now pumpkin pies just taste like baked pumpkin because no-one puts any spice in them.

I wish for the best hat in the world.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
You became rainfall and thus cover everyone's heads collectively, and thus the best hat on everyone o3o

 

I wish I could remember more of the SCP's I've read about :3

 

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Congrats, you remember all of them! But every time you think of one, it stalks you or steals someone you care about.

I wish I stopped falling sick again and again.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you BECOME the sickness and overwhelm others' lives :V

I wish I could cure all the mental illnesses o3o

 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but physical ones become the norm.

I wish to be able to do all my assignments perfectly in as little time as I want.