The Corrupted Wish Game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but it's so hot that you burn yourself.
I wish had beautiful hair 

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, your nose hair is now exceptionally long and silky.

I wish I hadn't put that picture in my own head.

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted. You now have worse mental images.

I wish I could slap people without getting in trouble.

Oh the joys

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Grantd but you don't feel like slapping people anymore.
I wish I could eat without getting fat

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted. You now have Anorexia.

I wish I magically sprouted wings.

Goodbye walking

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you failed your flying licenss test.
I wish I would have not have to sleep !

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted. You are now sleep deprived and fail everything

I wish sleep wasnt NECESSARY

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted. No one needs to sleep, meaning that the work day/school day increases by about 7 hours. What, you just thought you could sit around all day?  

I wish my old forum friend @equerio would come back.

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted, but he no longer is your friend, not will ever be.

 

I wish I never met that one fool in school....  Yasmin

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but now they never existed, so you have to live with the guilt of erasing someone from existence for the rest of your life.

I wish for a shiny new calculator.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it's a broken one

I wish for my headache to be gone forever.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but only because you're dead...so you don'r really feel the pain anymore...mkay ?

I wish I could go to bed without being interupted by this forum

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted, but then you will be brohoofed by The_Gobo and me.

I wish to have Ronaldo's skill.

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but who's Ronaldo oh wait that's right he's the McDonald's mascot here you go you can have his skill.

I wish for a giant marshmallow.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, *Staypuft Marshmallow Man starts destroying the city and all hell breaks loose* o3o

I wish one of the MLP Forum members could give me a donut, and a hamburger from Burger King. :3

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you can only gave them fictional donut and burgers and jailed for impersonating as a mod.

I wish I have enough money to pay off my loan. 

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted, but you dont have money to buy anything else

 

I wish me and my group will win the next upcoming MAT Pupil Engineering competition in a month

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted, but your the worst of the group so they decide to ban you.

I wish I could never be tired !

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted, but you get so energetic you have to forcefully be knocked unconscious 

 

I Wish for unlimited whipped cream

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you now weight 500 kg.

I wish for unlimited money

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted but now money is worthless and prices sky rocket

I wish to always have the right amount of change leftover to buy my shopping without it effecting the economy

[TBD 17,254]

Ungranted economy will always be effected as long there humans. But granted anyway and you never cease to  exist.

I wish I have a new garden, mine was destroyed because of this random snow storm...

 

 

 

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted. New gafden. Still destroyed

I wish I didnt have Art Lessons tomorrow.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
But you have double lessons and all the work on saturday o3o

 

I wish I had a house where I could rent a room =w=

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it haunted and cursed you forever.

I wish i can run my own band and be a drummer.