The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you now own the crappiest brand of ATV

o3o
 

I wish I knew how to make art proper

 

[Lights Action 476]

Granted, but you have to take classes from a failed street artist I pulled off the alleyway.
I wish for a glass of water.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but that glass is HUUUUUUUUUGE, like 1000 litres and you have to drink it all.

 

I wish it wasn't so cold in here !

[The_Gobo 36,257]

4 hours ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but that glass is HUUUUUUUUUGE, like 1000 litres and you have to drink it all.

 

I wish it wasn't so cold in here !

Granted, you are suddenly on the sun D:

I wish it could be this nice out every day =w=

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you got sent into space...ah nothing is better than a peace and quiet outside.

I wish Ifor a large pizza

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.

I splat one on your face.

I wish for some fresh fruit =w=

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but the inside has worms. 

I wish to be part of the marvel company 

[Lights Action 476]

Granted, but you're a receptionist.
I wish for my ship to happen.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! A boat falls on your head.

 

I wish for the strength to get through my 12hr shift tomorrow :3

 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

Granted but you can no longer sleep.

I wish I wasn't so bored and tired today.

[Wicked_Skies 28]

Granted but since you always have something to do you never have a moment to rest.

I wish for the power to teleport at will. 

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

You're now able to teleport but when you do you leave a body part behind for two minutes 

I wish to be the richest person ever

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[TBD 17,254]

granted but you will be robbed every day.

I wish for my paper  to be published soon 

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

Granted but the publisher will take more then half of the earnings

I wish to be the most famous person ever known!

[TBD 17,254]

granted you're famous for being ignored.

I wish I can travel to europe 

 

 

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

Granted, but you get mugged every half hour

I wish to travel to the rainforest

[Will Guide 21,360]

3 minutes ago, shadowwarp940 said:

Granted, but you get mugged every half hour

I wish to travel to the rainforest

Granted, but it gets burned down....with you trapped in it!

I wish I could tell if I'm a Changeling or an Unicorn.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

Granted, but it gets burned down....with you trapped in it!

I wish I could tell if I'm a Changeling or an Unicorn.

Grated, YOU'RE NEITHER

 

I wish for a wish

[Altastrofae 933]

6 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

Grated, YOU'RE NEITHER

 

I wish for a wish

Granted, but you may only wish sandwich related wishes

I wish to learn about the heart of the cards

 

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

You get a corrupted wish!

I wish that I was a dog 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

7 minutes ago, shadowwarp940 said:

You get a corrupted wish!

I wish that I was a dog 

Granted, But you no longer have legs.

 

I wish that I could be with Twi

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

Granted, But you no longer have legs.

 

I wish that I could be with Twi

Granted! But you have to re-sort the library twice a day

I wish that I can be fluttershy 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Just now, shadowwarp940 said:

Granted! But you have to re-sort the library twice a day

I wish that I can be fluttershy 

Granted but you make way more noise than flutters

I wish that people would stop calling me a gay zoophile

[Altastrofae 933]

Just now, shadowwarp940 said:

Granted! But you have to re-sort the library twice a day

I wish that I can be fluttershy 

Granted, but you have to kill the original and take her place

I wish I could be with one of these lookers 

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

Granted but you make way more noise than flutters

I wish that people would stop calling me a gay zoophile

Granted. You are now gay

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

Granted but you make way more noise than flutters

I wish that people would stop calling me a gay zoophile

Granted but people now ignore you

I wish that I had a pizza