The Corrupted Wish Game

[Longhaul 6,873]

Granted.  Khajiit now only speaks Esperanto.

I wish for a good night at work

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, you now work the day shift.  

I wish that Recherche writes in a white font.  

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but I can't spell check this! 

I wish that the next poster will type their comment in green! 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Longhaul 6,873]

Granted.  

I wish I were more attractive.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your personality is shit

I wish I could jump to the moon

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but you don't have any way of breathing on the way to the moon whatsoever.

I wish I have donuts with me right now.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but they're SUGAR FREE!!! 

I wish I didn't have to type in white anymore...

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! I do NOW!

I wish for a helicopter

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but the helicopter is coin-operated.  

I wish I can type in white as well...  

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you have to type in ALL CAPS as well! 

I wish I had a pet sugar glider! 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's an ugly hat

I wish I was indiana jones!

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you didn't escape the boulder! 

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT Granted! BUT Granted! BUT Granted! BUT 

I wish the insanity would end

[Wannabrony 11,640]

GRANTED, BUT ALL THE INSANITY NOW FALLS UPON ME.  

I WISH I DIDN'T SOUND SO AGGRESIVE

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you have to type in purple! 

backward response their type will person next the that wish I!

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,032]

SPAC LLA NI OSLA S'TI TUB !detnarG

I wish for a vacation

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but it's to Buchenwald! 

Edit: I guess that was a bit too much to ask! 

I wish that you could forgive me! 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Longhaul 6,873]

Granted, but we also forget you. 

I wish I were fancy.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but your entire budget for this month was spent on extravagant vehicles and clothing!

I wish I could restore your memories!  YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER!!! 

[Passion 3,484]

Donita sed mi deziras, ke mi ne memoris...

 

Mi vere volas paroli normala denove.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but it's in all caps again! 

I wish I could fly!

[SDP40F amtrak 2,447]

You wish came true 

I wish that trainpony were in mlp fim

[Longhaul 6,873]

Granted, but you are detained when you land by customs officials.

I wish I could keep up with y'all.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you will always be ninja'd! 

Spoiler

I wish that I had gills!

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Longhaul 6,873]

Granted, but you live in the desert.

I wish I had more time.