The Corrupted Wish Game

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted! You can now talk again.

I wish for a bigger backyard

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but it becomes a wildlife reserve! 

I wish that I ate less cereal... 

[Passion 3,484]

Granted! But Nicolas Cage sits on the opposite side of table each time you eat them and stares at you intensly in silence, making everything awkward.

 

I wish I actually met Nicolas Cage ...

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but he never stops screaming, "I'M A VAMPIRE!!! I'M A VAMPIRE!!!" 

I wish that this wish won't be granted! 

[Passion 3,484]

Gra-... ...approved? But it haunts you in your dreams for stripping it from its destiny.

 

I wish the person below me divided by zero.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but the universe collapses into a singularity, resetting the clock to 1! 

I wish that the definition of wish changed! 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! The wish definition we're to corrupted to opposite

I wish that everypony/everyone realise that my looks similar to the planet earth! Sorta

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but trees start growing in your mane! 

¡uʍop ǝpısdn ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ɹıǝɥʇ ǝdʎʇ ןןıʍ uosɹǝd ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ɥsıʍ ı 

Spoiler

This website will help you with that. 

http://textmechanic.com/text-tools/obfuscation-tools/reverse-text-generator/

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

yltosm ,dsrow wef a retfa ɟɟo sɹɐǝʍ ʇı ʇnq ¡pǝʇuɐɹƃ

I wish I had more faces o3O

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT they're all ugly

I wish that no one would comb/brush their hair >:^D

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you lose it all as a result! 

I wish that I didn't have to wish.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! Get outta here kid!

I wish for the ticks and fleas in my mane to leave..

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you have to actually wash it for once! 

I wish it wasn't so hot outside...

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's freezing below 0°

I wish for no global warming

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted! Your house is now in space. 

I wish for a higher voice!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you talk slow af

I wish for a rocket ship

[The Recherche 29,968]

2 hours ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT it's freezing below 0°

You won't hear me complaining! 

Oh, and granted, but you never get to use it! 

I wish that I wasn't getting flooded with notifications... 

Edited April 13, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you're now drowning in notifications

I wish for a nice haircut

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but THAT UPSETS THE NATURAL BALANCE!!! 

I wish that I lived in Alaska.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you're homeless like me

I wish for @BloodDrops's OC to ship with my OC

[The Recherche 29,968]

(Wait a second, are you actually homeless? )

Granted, but she consumes your flesh afterward! 

I wish that I had time to come up with a wish before someone else posts.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

2 hours ago, Recherche said:

(Wait a second, are you actually homeless? )

Granted, but she consumes your flesh afterward! 

I wish that I had time to come up with a wish before someone else posts.

Nah not me IRL,My OC is homeless though.i'm broke IRL tho lel

Granted! BUT you get ninja'd 

I wish for some tacos

Edited April 13, 2018 by Messy Mane

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but they have SOFT SHELLS!!! 

I wish that wishing was never created.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

2 hours ago, Recherche said:

Granted, but they have SOFT SHELLS!!! 

I wish that wishing was never created.

Soft shell tacos are better than shitty hard shell USA tacos lel

Granted! BUT this game was never created

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[The Recherche 29,968]

Spoiler

If I wanted soft shells, than I would eat a burrito. 

*ERROR: WISH NOT DETECTED*

*I WISH FOR THE SYSTEM TO BE REBOOTED*

Edited April 13, 2018 by Recherche