The Corrupted Wish Game

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT You You BUT Granted!

I wish my VHS tape wasn't soo worn out

Edited April 20, 2018 by Messy Mane

[Rising Dusk 27,327]

Granted, but your VCR not longer works.

I wish for more coffee.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's the cheap dull coffee

I wish for a bottle of horchata

[Longhaul 6,825]

Granted.  They were out of rice, so they substituted orzo.

I wish for a nice night.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted! Have fun at Nice! 

I wish I could teleport.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT only to weird places >~>

I wish for a bag of doritos

[Longhaul 6,825]

Granted.  They're a test batch -- Cool Liver and Onions Flavor.

I wish the weekend would hurry up and get here.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT everybody's workin for the weekend~ (I hope someone understood the reference)

I wish for some good loyal IRL friends

[Silenz Veritas 171]

Granted. But your internet friends feel betrayed and stop chatting with you.

I wish I had some coffee.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! bu it's a strong coffee!

I wish I can fix my problems with train 

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but you still need to place it back on the tracks! 

I wish that I didn't just use Discord there.

[The Cynical Lone Wolf 615]

Granted! Now Discord is eveywhere, but there

I wish I owned The Enterprise

[The Recherche 29,967]

(Granted, but you have to pay for it!)

 

(I wish I could stop using Discord...)

[Longhaul 6,825]

Granted.  You can only use Twilight now.

I wish I could have the night off.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted! Now night time doesn't exist anymore! 

I wish that you didn't read this wish. 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! But Your can't read or write anymore!

I wish @Recherche Stop using discord emotes!

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but I only use Luna now! 

I wish that you didn't just read that word. 

[Silenz Veritas 171]

Granted, but now you can't write any more words.

I wish I could take a nap.

Edited April 21, 2018 by Silenz Veritas
response was to another entry.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted: you cant wake up!

I wish that my mom wasnt so loud when she shouts. (i can hear her from upstairs.)

[Rising Dusk 27,327]

Granted, but then you never hear her again.

I wish for cookies.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but they have licorice in them! 

I wish that this wish couldn't be granted!

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! But you can't for 1 hour!

I wish my cake is spoiled!

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but the cake was poisoned anyways! 

I wish for @Wannabrony to post next! 

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Too bad. I posted.

 

i wish that I could have a friend

Edited April 21, 2018 by Im_not_crazy_im_just

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! You have a million friends! including me!

I wish Recherche speaks like applejack!