The Corrupted Wish Game

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! But Your can't read or write anymore!

I wish @Recherche Stop using discord emotes!

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but I only use Luna now! 

I wish that you didn't just read that word. 

[Silenz Veritas 171]

Granted, but now you can't write any more words.

I wish I could take a nap.

Edited April 21, 2018 by Silenz Veritas
response was to another entry.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted: you cant wake up!

I wish that my mom wasnt so loud when she shouts. (i can hear her from upstairs.)

[Rising Dusk 26,355]

Granted, but then you never hear her again.

I wish for cookies.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but they have licorice in them! 

I wish that this wish couldn't be granted!

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! But you can't for 1 hour!

I wish my cake is spoiled!

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but the cake was poisoned anyways! 

I wish for @Wannabrony to post next! 

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Too bad. I posted.

 

i wish that I could have a friend

Edited April 21, 2018 by Im_not_crazy_im_just

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! You have a million friends! including me!

I wish Recherche speaks like applejack! 

[The Recherche 29,965]

@Im_not_crazy_im_just Granted! 

I wish that you could count past potato!

@Matraxial Artemis Ugh...

Ya'll got it, Sugarcube! 

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, because I counted past potato I posted 3 posts late!  

I wish that I have better social skills.  

Edited April 21, 2018 by Wannabrony

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! but your social skills is drawing and comedy!

I wish my voice was like shining armor *squee*

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but now you're a Pony like him as well! 

I wish that you didn't think that I didn't want you to do something for a moment there.  

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

I don’t know...

i wish that I could stop eating because I’m too fat.

Edited April 21, 2018 by Im_not_crazy_im_just

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but now you're starving! 

I wish that I would wish for something.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

2 minutes ago, Matraxial Artemis said:

 

I wish my voice was like shining armor *squee*

Granted! You get put in jail as a shining armor impersonator.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! One handsome pony falls in love with you!

I wish Somepony ship Recherche to that stallion!

I wish My voice was back to my normal voice!

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Too bad( I can’t use photoshop)

 

i wish that this wouldn’t go so fast

[The Recherche 29,965]

Y'all got yer wish, but now this thread goes as slow as a dog luggin' a bucket of granny smiths! 

I sure wish ah could stop talkin' like AJ...

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Granted. But, you start talking like Fred.

I wish I'd fall in a trash compactor, while the whole town makes fun of me.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Uh... Fred who?  

Granted, but they ultimately decide that you get thrown into a mud pit instead! 

I wish that PP would take a damn bath!

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Granted. But now your Pokemon game is wet.

I wish a rocket would crash through my roof and fall on me.

 

Just now, Recherche said:

Uh... Fred who?  

That youtube dude with the annoying high-pitched voice.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Oh... that Fred... let's just not talk about him! 

Granted, but the fuel tank explodes to! 

I wish that someone would rebuild PP's house!

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Granted but it’s built on your house.

 

 

i wish that people would understand my binding of Isaac memes