The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you're wide awake but will never sleep again.

I wish I have the tools to make music. 

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but you forget how to use them

I wish for hugs all the hugs

[kaiser5578 340]

Granted, but all of the people hugging you is really sweaty and smells like cigarettes

 

I wish for more views on my Wattpad stories

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you just received two more views only

I wish I can control time.

[Nsxile 26,895]

Granted but you cannot use this power until 4,000 AD 

I wish I had more energy.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. Have some energy.

 

I wish I had more time.

[Nsxile 26,895]

Granted; you are given a nanosecond more time in total 

I wish I was in a better mood.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but everyone else is in a crappy mood which kills the mood for ya.

I wish I can go in the past and undo my mistakes.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but you will make various other mistakes in the process.

 

I wish chores could be much less tedious.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you don't have to clean but now your house is like pigsty.

 I wish can do chores with a flick of my fingers. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted.  Flicking can include snapping, so we'll make it snapping specifically, and since you're snapping, you're also making everything perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


(If you need it to be even more corrupted, then we'll say FiM is on the chopping block of things to be balanced.)


I wish I had remembered to put a wish and didn't have to edit a wish into this message.

Edited May 9, 2019 by Virtual Click

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you don't know what to wish for.

I wish my art class is less annoying.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but now they ignore the lessons and play Bob Ross videos all day in Korean

I wish my evil dnd character can manipulate the group and our boss till the time is right and get away with everything

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Congratulations, your DnD character is now an Instagram model.

I wish I hadn't forgotten about this game.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, but you have forgotten your password to log in mlpf.

I wish I wasn't so busy. 

 

 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. Your name is now "Too Busy."

I wish I had more time.

Edited July 16, 2019 by Number62

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

Your wish is granted. Time is no longer a concept.

 

I wish my art tablet would actually work.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but you no longer want to do art and leave it in a drawer for years

 

I wish @Dynamo Pad

Would stop being offline o3o

[Nsxile 26,895]

Granted, but he only checks his profile and never responds to your messages

I wish @Mirage would return to the forums

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

granted but he forgets who you are

I wish to not feel pain

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you become a pain in the ass for everyone else.

I wish summer doesn't have to be so freakin hot.

 

 

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but winter is now deadly cold.

I wish I had a way to watch the original 8 seasons of The Simpsons.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it’s a 1 mins preview.

i wish I have Aquaman power.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. Since you only wished for one power, I'll give you his power to walk.

I wish I could see my forehead.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, your eyeballs are no longer snug in their sockets, so you can position them to see your forehead.

I wish the  editor for my fanfic would come online.