The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

granted but  they got banned right when they log in.

I wish MLP G5 starts right after S9 is over.

Edited August 6, 2019 by TBD

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but due to the lack of development and production time, the new show is complete crap.

I wish I could never get tired.

Edited September 12, 2019 by Number62

[Will Guide 21,360]

2 minutes ago, Number62 said:

Granted, but due to the lack of development and production time, the new show is complete crap.

I wish I could never get tired.

Granted but now you can never dream and have to deal with cold reality

I wish I could have a full time job

[Nsxile 26,895]

Granted; this new job now takes up of all of your time, fully - you don't even get to sleep or rest 

I wish I could see into alternate realities.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted. But you become blinded after seeing too much realities. 

i wish can fast forward time. 

[Will Guide 21,360]

4 minutes ago, TBD said:

Granted. But you become blinded after seeing too much realities. 

i wish can fast forward time. 

Granted but you have no control over it and end up missing the best times of your life

I wish I was skilled/talented enough to have made my own OC art instead of relying on others to have drawn it for me.

[Nsxile 26,895]

11 minutes ago, TBD said:

Granted. But you become blinded after seeing too much realities. 

i wish can fast forward time. 

Granted but you fast forward to the point where the sun goes supernova and boils the earth.

5 minutes ago, Will Guide said:

Granted but you have no control over it and end up missing the best times of your life

I wish I was skilled/talented enough to have made my own OC art instead of relying on others to have drawn it for me.

Granted; but your hands are instantly severed/destroyed seconds later by a 1 in a trillion chance hit by a meteorite and you are unable to use your new found skill/talent.

I wish I had a place to store infinite wishes 

 

Edited September 12, 2019 by Nsxile

[TBD 17,254]

7 minutes ago, Will Guide said:

wish I was skilled/talented enough to have made my own OC art instead of relying on others to have drawn it for me

Granted but now your skilled is too OP that you will endless commissions that will make you sick of drawing.

5 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

wish I had a place to store infinite wishes 

Granted you’re now stuck in a lamp with your infinite wishes

 

I wish that I can eat a lot of sweet without gaining weight. 

Edited September 12, 2019 by TBD

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. Your teeth become decayed and infected anytime your tongue touches something sweet.

I wish junk food could be healthy.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted vegetables has become the new junk food.

I wish I can control the moon like princess Luna, so that there will be enteral night. 

[Prometheus 3,038]

Granted, but every plant and tree will die due to lack of sunlight. 

I wish I could control space and time.

[BroomsNHops 260]

Granted, but it's not the time and space that you know

I wish I had the skills to make better jewelry

[Galaxical Phoenix 68]

Granted, but your hands are now unreliable, rendering you almost unable to make jewelry.

I wish that Luna could access the dreams of humans.

((I’ll give you a digital cookie if you respond with something other than something about her being unable to access my dreams in particular ))

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Granted, but it eventually drives her insane, cuz y’know, humans...

I wish for a cookie.

[BroomsNHops 260]

granted but its a plastic one

 

I wish I had a ranch

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, the ranch has dry, acidic, and loose soil, and the air quality is the worst with the smog blocking out the sky.

 

I wish that I was filthy rich, and that the money wouldn't be subject to theft, taxes, and other obnoxious payments.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted; you are now the richest man alive with a currency that can't be stolen, taxed, or be subjected to obnoxious payments!
What currency is this you ask?  It's Mr. Krabs's Wacky Bucks*!

*(Wacky Bucks are not legal tender)


I wish there was a fully immersive pony VR game.

Edited September 17, 2019 by Virtual Click

[Samurai Equine 50,971]

Granted. You now have a portal to a virtual pony game. You can be just as immersed as the NPC's. However, it's a one way trip only. Enjoy your new home!

I wish international shipping wasn't so expensive.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted international shipping is now closed off

 

I wish I can make good fortune come true

[Samurai Equine 50,971]

Granted. Everyone but you is now cursed with horribly bad misfortune. Even the simplest act would improve someone's fortune.

I wish I had a new suit of armor.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. The armor is made of torn tissue paper.

I wish I could get everything for free.

[Samurai Equine 50,971]

Granted. Everything is now made of paper, making it all equally worthless.

I wish I was a dragon for a day.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you're now a dragon...egg. 

I wish I have my own animation production 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You are given an animation studio, but you don't have a team to work with. Your first project must be completed within the next 5 seconds.

 

I wish I could get whatever I want whenever I want.

[Samurai Equine 50,971]

Granted. You will get everything your heart randomly desires, in the form of drawings and flash cards.

I wish I was the owner of a living Pokemon.