The Corrupted Wish Game

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I gave it to you directly, spreading my sickness to you.

 

I wish the smile song wasn't so annoying.

[Erza 581]

Granted, Now it's called "Frown"

I wish that my "Scoot 10" topic would be so famous

"Seriously, This is a Ben 10 intro parody that i made"

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, But because you broke copyright laws Hasbro and TimeWarner force you to be their goverment whipping mule.

I wish my xbox was a transformer. I'd so name it TInkles.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, it transforms into a huge robot and steps on you.

 

I wish I- RACECAR SPELLED BACKWARDS IS RACECAR! WOOH! I wish I could be more excited all the time.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, til I corrupt the wish and you get depressed.

I wish Scott Pilgrim was real so I can punch him in the face for being a douche.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but he lives in New Zealand so you spend every last cent you have just to punch him, so now you're stuck in a foreign country without anything to do other than punch a douchebag with vegan friends.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired so I could stay up a little longer on my ipod settling my addiction for ponies.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but you start drinking coffee and they feature you on an episode of A&E's Intervention.


I wish I was on Intervention for my pinkie pie addiction.

[Otter 1,942]

Granted! The intervention makes you despise Pinkie Pie! The mere mention of her name makes you flare up in anger.

 

Take a wild guess. Take a wild guess what I'd wish for.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, But you get banned from the forum for becoming an Alicorn Shame on you. Now what do you have to say for yourelf.

I wish that HylianTwilight was featured on A&E's Hoarders for her Zelda memorbilia hoarding.

Edited February 13, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Ashley 2,428]

Granted, the episode is destroyed and it never airs.

 

I wish that Cloudsdale posts counted

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted, all of the post counting has killed the site.

 

I wish that I would win my bowling tournament this weekend on Saturday starting at 5:00

[Agent153 50]

Granted, that's the only competition you will ever win.

 

I wish that male ponies got a bigger role in the show.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, the Mane 6 are genderbent for the rest of their days.

 

 

 

I wish that all the PS3 Skyrim addons would already be out.

Edited February 13, 2013 by RainbowIzumi

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Granted, but then the ps3 network would get hacked again at the same second as the release

 

I wish I was good at maths

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you're only good at the maths that you'll never use.

 

I wish I had 5 gallons of pepto bismol on me at all times.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but then PinkiePie drinks them thinking you've stolen her soul in liquid form.


I wish I could break the 4th wall.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, once you get to Equestria you realize that humans are terrible creatures and you end up completely ruining every pony's life.

 

I wish people would stop wishing for the 4th wall to be broken.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but instead of being broken the 4th wall is just destroyed forever.

I wish that my farts smell like chanel perfume.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but now your Chanel Perfume smells like farts.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't have to do coursework.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but you must complete your homework first.

I wish that I had a jug of milk that never ran empty or had an expiry date.

Edited February 14, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Woohoo! A foolproof wish! But you can't get the lid off.. so you cut it open. Which only results in your entire house and eventually the world being covered in milk... all because of you.

 

I wish that I could be the most invincible, greatest person that ever lived.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the world explodes.

I wish for the red M&M and the yellow M&M to exist in reality.

[Kelvocity 211]

Wish not granted because they already do. You didn't specify if you wanted the live ones.

 

I wish that I had a pencil that never breaks or requires sharpening and is pointy, but not pointy enough to injure oneself.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but it has no eraser and you can't change the mistakes you make.

I wish I could send messages like Spike instead of texting.

[Kelvocity 211]

Granted, bu you develop severe allergies that cause you to sneeze fire many times a minute, and you send a bunch of random things to a bunch of random people by accident for the rest of your life until you get captured by the government and they try to research you.

 

I wish I could go to bed earlier.