The Corrupted Wish Game

[poniesforfun 716]

Granted every parts of your body that has been effected by the Influenza virus is now removed from your body.

 

I wish I could drink and drive

Edited March 13, 2013 by poniesforfun

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.You now need heavy alcohols to sustain your lifespan constantly.Oh,and you have no alcohol tolerance whatsoever and it only gets worse the more you drink.But hey,you got a free pass to drink and drive.

 

I wish I could tell who hates me and who doesn't more easily.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. You're probably gonna commit suicide now.

 

I wish I I I I I I- NOOOO!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it is in some way bad.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't have to do any homework.

[poniesforfun 716]

Granted now all your homework has become additional schoolwork and you have to finish it all at school in time.

 

I wish I could make rum.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Grabted, abd you shall now become little baby man. *zaps with baby magic so PFF can't drink*

 

I wihsh i knew my way around Mothership Zeta.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

A large dumbbell with "15 tones" written on it falls from the sky and squashes you flat.

 

I wish for some lovely new games for my new 3DS

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Granted, its a G3 MLP game

I wish "Keep calm and flutter on" had never happened.

Edited March 15, 2013 by Silverwisp the Bard

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Totally off topic I know, but duuuuddddeeeeeeeeee. . . . that is just evil beyond words!

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

@@Midnight Seeker,

Which part?

[Midnight Seeker 302]

@Sliverwisp the Bard
A G3 3DS game. . . . I find that horrifying beyond words. And I'm a Lovecraft fan!

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

@@Midnight Seeker,

Hey, i could have said

,  now there's something not even Dagon would touch.

 

Back on topic: I wish for Sombra to come back.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but he kills the mane 6, and then develops pony cancer...

 

Muffin Thief wishes to be princess of Equestria.

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Granted, you are immediately shot in a duel by Derpy, who challenged you for the title "Muffin Princess".

I wish for another Sweetie Belle episode.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You become deaf and blind before you can watch it.

I wish for a copy of the Necronomicon (in English).

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Granted, but before you can even open it, Bruce Campbell bursts in and kills you in an awesome manner.

I wish for Gilda to get a redemption episode.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are still deaf and blind.

I wish for a boomstick

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted but it-*BOOM*

 

MT wishes for the villains to all go evil again and do evil stuff.

Edited March 16, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Vexxy 134]

Granted, but Mothership Zeta disappears forever.

 

I wish for an incorruptible wish. 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but all your OTHER wished become corrupted twice as badly.

 

 

I wish that I had more money.

[Erza 581]

Granted! Now you get arrested because these are fake money

I wish that i could hug Rainbow Dash :3

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you are rejected.

 

MT wishes for a way off the moon.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but once you're back on Earth you feel distinctly groggy, so you have to find some peanuts to eat.

 

 

 

I wish for katanas to be legal in the UK.

[IceCharmer 216]

Granted 

 

I wish that I can become an admin on the forums

[IceCharmer 216]

Granted

 

I wish for MLP to never go away