The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You cease to exist.

I wish for a nice sandwich.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, ooo giggity.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but those don't fly up your plot I don't think

 

I wish leather behlt wasn't gay for ponies

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, he's out of clopping material and dies.

 

I wish Vinyl would be less homophobic about me n Big Mac.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted now he only wants to kill you

 

I wish I didnt have to kill leatherbehlt

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted... he lives for a while and is sad.

 

I wish I had someone to hug,

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Hold this for me, will ya?

 

 

I wish for some air freshener.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but it smells like fart.

I wish I had a trench coat

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. There are Brazilian Wandering Spiders in its pockets.

I repeat my earlier wish. I wish for a nice sandwich!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you hafta PAY SOMEONE TO MAKE IT!!!

 

Muffin Thief wishes for drumsticks.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! They stick permanently to your eardrums!

 

 

I wish for a key to the city!

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted, but the city is abandoned and a nuclear power plant is about to explode if the workers don't get there soon.

 

 

I wish I had two hay pennies.

[IceCharmer 216]

Granted

 

 

I wish to that I can travel to Ponyville to make friends with the mane 6

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! They aren't the actual mane 6, but are actually changelings disguised as them.

 

 

I wish for your freedom!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I'm a robot anyways, so I'll keep working for MT.

 

I wish that I didn't just start that shitstorm up again.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted, you now started up a pisstorm and everybody hates you

 

I wish leather behlt didn't work for MT

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, now he works for Muffin Thief's boss!

 

Muffin Thief wishes to be factory manager.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, the factory goes bankrupt

 

I wish muffins tasted good

[Proton 565]

Granted, but the ingredient that makes them taste good is rat poison

 

I wish I had eternal life

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[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, you now live the most hellish life imaginable because you get bored of everything one way or another.

 

I wish i had washed my clothes yesterday

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Gra- damn me too.

 

I wish I had finished my homework. 1 hour before I go to school on a bus.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, as such you fall asleep on the bus end up in Antarctica and are attacked by penguins.

 

I wish i had more cola

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the caffeine makes you notice your extremely attractive avatar and you spend more time staring at the screen than drinking cola.

 

I wish wish wish wish shwish swish sish siw wis sihwsh wiwsh.... /8head drops and hits the keyboard.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, now it's duct taped there

 

I wish i had blue hair irl

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get one single blue hair. The rest falls out.

 

I wish I were a slasher killer.