The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Before you can write that post, time traveling commandos grab you and pummel you something brutal, leaving you a broken, bloody and maimed wreak who can never eat solid food again, let alone write such stuff.

I wish my shoulder didn't ache so much.

Edited April 1, 2013 by Midnight Seeker

[Miles Rarity Edgeworth 76]

Granted now your knee aches.

 

I wish alot of my friends from the forums about a year ago were all still here

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, they're also yoloswagfags now.

 

I wish I could sleep tonight without extremely annoying dreams and waking up midnight all angry.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but while you're sleeping, you get robbed, and are too busy sleeping to notice...

 

I wish that everyone at least TRIED to use proper grammar.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but people posting in future will reponse like this "RED DE 4 SUM FUUUUUN?!!11!!one!!11"

I wish that Billy Mays controlled iPhones

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Granted, but since he's dead none are working.

 

I wish I had moves like Jagger.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You spend the rest of your life trapped in a Dancing in the Street music video. Never allowed to a moment of peace. Just forever dancing along side David Bowie and feeling constant sexual tension that you can never act on.
And when I said the rest of your life, I meant for eternity.

This is what you get for a Maroon 5 reference!


I wish  my right hand's palm would stop getting so dry. It's really annoying.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, now your knees are dry.

I wish that Derpy released Episode 3 if it has been "Worth the wait" by Gaben.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but Episode 3 is rushed to launch and is universally panned by critics.

 

 

 

I wish that I was better at doing Texan accents.

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted but they developed a new accent as soon as you learn the old one.

 

I wish i knew Pinkies RL human double (Personality wise (I mean seriously who wouldn't take the oppertunity to meet her and really exhaust every one and piss them off) She's as funny as hell and fun!) 

WE COULD GO OFF AND WRITE A WHOLE FEKING MUSICAL ABOUT: ants and cupcakes and dogs and biscuits and dogs riding ants while eating biscuits on the WAY TO A PARTY!!!!

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but things get socially awkward and you're asked to go home from her party.

I wish I fart sonic rainbooms.

Edited April 4, 2013 by ~ChaoticDerpy~

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but you now have no control over when they happen, they are really loud, and they blast you off into space.

 

 

I wish that I didn't wish this.

Edited April 4, 2013 by stainesbrony

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, however the blast radius of the your smelly rainboom farts is a few miles. 

 

I wish I was better at making Cosplay costumes.

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted you become so good that the church burns you for witch-craft  and turning people to half animal or cartoon.

 

I wish for a time paradox where all of the wishes previously made by everyone where not corrupted  

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but Celestia bans you for using magic that powerful.

I wish I could fart double sonic rainbooms.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but the sonic waves infected the ears of everyone in the blast radius, now they are deaf, and have ear mushrooms.

 

I wish I had some chocolate NAO. AND ATLEAST 70% COCOA. 

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but you don't get any! XD

I wish that derpy plays Team Fortress 2

Edited April 4, 2013 by soniccam1

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted,but Derpy pwns everyone, even Saxton hale, making all chances of a good game impossible.

 

 

I wish that I didn't wish this.

Edited April 4, 2013 by stainesbrony

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but you already said said 'Wish'

I wish I could remember my dreams.

Edited April 4, 2013 by ~ChaoticDerpy~

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but the dreams you have are heavily corrupted and twisted, leading up to psychological damage.

 

I wish I had a better computer.

Edited April 4, 2013 by Hayzelestia

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but your computer pre-installed Windows Vista, and everytime you boot up, you get a nice BSOD.

I wish that my last wish Derpy doesn't pwn everybody, but uses cheats to pwn everyone.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but that's another pony who uses a Derpy avatar. I don't cheat.

I wish MuffinThief wasn't amish.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but Muffin Thief becomes über-Amish.

 

 

I wish that the I like trains kid was real

Edited April 4, 2013 by stainesbrony

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but he gets run over by a train due to a train fetish.

 

I wish I had a house.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but it floods, you have annoying neighbours, and you are having a boundary dispute with a duck.

 

 

I wish that Mine Turtles were real.