The Corrupted Wish Game

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

....damn you.....Granted...but you get desu now.

 

I wish that I was able to resist the temptation of sweets.

[Vexxy 134]

Granted, you now cannot resist heroin. Enjoy! ;D

 

I wish for the next poster to decorrupt my last wish and to corrupt this wish.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but nothing happens

 

 

 

 

I wish I was dead.

Edited April 8, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

no wish, you are now my slave

 

i wish for a giant pudding castle

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but it melts in the sun, smothering you to death.

 

I wish for a gentle hug.

[Vexxy 134]

Granted, but you get a normal hug (>^-^)>~<3

 

I wish for more Oreos, double stuff. :3

[IronPuddinG 249]

Granted, but the hug is given to you by Jeff the Killer, who then preceeds to, well, kill you.

Potatoes.

Granted, you get to have 3 million Double Stuf Oreos, which must be contained within your household.

 

I wish I could get to a higher level in Tribes.

Edited April 8, 2013 by -sYGQ-IronPuddinG

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

granted, you get dangerously high, and are kicked for the game

 

i wish the mane six were real

[Half-Note 273]

They are, but they are taken by scientists to experiment on.

 

I wish I could roll up into the club like "what up, I got a big cock".

Edited April 8, 2013 by Half-Note

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but they exist stuck in a petting zoo for only 3 year olds to ride.

 

I wish I was at my computer right now -.-

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but your computer blows up.

 

 

 

 

I wish I was dead

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

granted

 

i wish for chocolate rain

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but it's got doo-doo in it as well.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I was sitting on a mine turtle

Edited April 8, 2013 by stainesbrony

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it explodes before you can stand up.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't have to revise for my exams.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but you get a lucky A.

I wish that everybody does the flop!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, they all get headaches and blame it on you.

 

I wish my glasses were more effeciently cleaned.

[Vexxy 134]

Granted, you can now see your eyes since they're so reflective. I hate when that happens, and my glasses always do that....  Luckily, I don't always have to wear them.

I wish for a worthwhile wish to wish.

Edited April 8, 2013 by Vexxy

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but when you wish it, a giant elephant appears over you because of someone's wish.

 

 

I wish that a giant elephant would appear over Vexxy!

[Vexxy 134]

Granted, but it only happens when I wish for something.

 

I wish fo-Oh shi-*splat*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted. Enjoy your "oh shi".

*Gets several tons of elephant doo doos*

 

I wish for a third world country.

Edited April 9, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

granted, enjoy trying to find them food

(sound familiar)

 

i wish for parachute pants

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but now the slightest breeze prevents you from walking anywhere, like the store.

 

I wish I had more time to make my cosplay costume Y.Y

Edited April 9, 2013 by Hayzelestia

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but you can't sleep now, and you can make your cosplay costume instead of sleeping.

 

 

 

I wish that a suprised looking sperm whale and a bowl of petunias thinking "oh no, not again" would appear over Hayzlestia when she is making her cosplay costume.

Edited April 9, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Vexxy 134]

Granted, but nobody will ever find out if the sperm whale was looking surprised or not. 

 

I wish for a single atom in an impossible to break glass box, which has a perfectly working magnifying glass that lets me see the atom. Because why not. 

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but you happen to go blind.

 

I wish I had more fabrics/cloth

Edited April 9, 2013 by Hayzelestia