The Corrupted Wish Game

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, it's not what you expected.

 

I wish I didn't have an grim (but true) outlook on humanity.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted, you're now delusional as fuck

 

I wish that people stopped being so stupid

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, the definitions of stupid and clever have been switched. Now everyone is clever, but not smart.

 

I wish I wasn't a dick to bronies 5 years ago when bronies first started appearing.

[Hocus Pocus 636]

Granted, but now you were a dick to everyone else.

 

I wish I was made of marshmallow

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Your life becomes hell in ways you never thought possible. I also steal your wallet (and left hand for later).

I wish to become the new and unopposed Dark Lord of Earth and the human race.

[Lyra's Pants 154]

I wish I could vote for infinite wishes that cannot be corrupted in any way.

[Minepro 107]

Granted, to an extent: You have one wish and it's precorrupted.

 

I wish for a horseshoe.

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

Granted. As the old saying goes, It's up your ass. 

 

I wish to be arrested and charged w/ petty larceny 

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, you get overly sentenced, sent to prison, and become big bubba's jail wife.

 

I wish I had a machete and 2 D50 handguns.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. They're ancient, so the moment you lay an finger on them they turn to dust.

 

I wish for something exciting to happen

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, statistically speaking at least 1 person is experiencing something exciting. It may not be you, but something exciting is still happening.

 

I wish for orcs.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, they clobber you to death.

 

I wish I could buy more comics.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted, an angry mob burns down your house because you bought all the comics. 

 

I wish for infinite wishes.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you wish that you were dead by accident.

 

 

I wish I could go get some real authentic BBQ today.

[Hocus Pocus 636]

Granted, you are given the most authentic BBQ you could ever receive... by being sent back in time to early America... because original BBQ was started by American slaves (History lesson yay )

 

I wish I was made out of Marshmallow.... again...

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

Granted. You grow stale, moldy and are devoured upon by ants from the inside out.

 

I wish that I legally owned the rights to the song "happy birthday"

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted but you can't sell them, AND you have to make large, regular payments to keep it from falling into the public domain.

 

 

 

I wish that I could poke people in the ribs to make them do what I want.

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

Granted. You have to wait 250 years for the suggestion to take effect. 

 

I wish for an excellerated healing factor.

Edited January 25, 2015 by Denim&Venom

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

"abra caduby!" wish granted, You heal 0.000001% percent faster. 

 

I want a Red mini cooper with a a blue racing stripe and the words "Timesmobile" on the side. 

[The Shyest One 808]

Granted, but you crash it the first time you drive it.

 

I wish I could think up a proper wish.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Granted, you get roasted and eaten.

 

I wish you were a sausage.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Granted, but I ate myself before you could do it.

 

I wish this wish not to be granted.

Edited January 27, 2015 by ~ Dr. Ocsid ~

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You've created a paradox. Happy?

 

 

 

 

I wish for a beaver.

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

Granted. It's dead, rotted, moldy and carrying maggots. 

 

I wish for a box of thumbtacks

[Minepro 107]

Granted. They spill out and surround you. You can no longer move from that location.

 

I wish for a painting of the playboy mansion for my wall.

EDIT: No bunnies included.