The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I'll put it in your empty chest cavity. Guess what I nicked from you?

 

 

I wish I could turn into a monster at will

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but when you turn into a monster a hunter kills you

 

I wish for a hat

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but your ducks defect to my organization because of you wearing a hat.

 

I wish for Cammy or Chun-li to be my waifu.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get Chun-Li and Cammy. I show up later with MY girls. Meleena from Mortal Kombat and BloodRayne from the gaming series.

Oh, I dinnae do anything. I just watch with my ladies as the two Street Fighters kick the ever living Hell out of you for thinking so lowly of them. It will be a relief  for you when I rip out your still beating heart.

A little respect towards the ladies goes a long way.

I wish I was multi lingo.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you speak different languages, but still no one understands you despite being fluent.

 

I wish Midnight Seeker doesn't rip hearts and declares peace throughout the world.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

I will never declare peace throughout the world then. Infuriated that someone once again tried to change me, I go on a chainsaw rampage, challenging everyone to a one on one duel on the spot if they dinnae have their chainsaws ready that's their problem whoops looks like I killed everyone else bar you and I on this planet so I guess there might be peace but I cannae let that happen as that would mean I'd be going back on my word so I guess I'll torture you till doomsday and to keep the fun times magical I take both your eyes first but leaving your hearing just fine so you can hear me sing off key non stop as I slowly make you wish you hadn't removed my beloved ability to steal hearts so I believe that all this is more your fault than mine.

 

I wish for whomever makes the next wish to slap themselves in the face first as hard as they can.

[Minepro 107]

Granted, but you feel all the pain instead.

 

I wish to be good at whatever I'm worst at.

[norse.pony999 21]

I wish that we could have purges.

Edited February 18, 2016 by norse.pony999

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but you're the first victim of the purge.

 

I wish my LITTLE brother wasn't such a condescending jerk that dictates when i can and cannot play on his computer.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, He doesn't play it anymore and lets you use it.. But now the computer traps the souls of anyone who tries to use it..

 

I wish finding employment wasn't so hard.. -_-

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, there are hundreds more jobs available, but those jobs are all minimum wage and the minimum wage has been reduced to $1.00

 

I wish I could teleport back and forth between Earth and Equestria at will could also shape-shift into literally anything I wanted, including but not limited to a pony, at will.  I'm sure I would know how to be responsible with such abilities/

Edited February 22, 2016 by Serenade

[Bizarre Wizard 4,985]

Granted. You became changeling without free will and your queen got access to both worlds!

 

I wish to have a house on tropical beach and personal reactive jet plane to reach any point of the World.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but out of nowhere a tidal wave comes in washing away your house and your jet plane.

 

I wish the Mobile Suits from the Gundam franchise are real.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. One falls on you leaving you crippled thus unable to ever pilot one. Then there is a war which leaves the world a blasted wasteland with humanity now a dying race. I then strap you to a ruined hulk of a Moble Suit and leave you to to slowly die of thirst and exposure. I stick around to tickle your nose with a feather and sing off key for hours.

 

 

I wish that I only needed an hour of sleep a night.

[Glike 487]

Congrats, you only need an hour off sleep a night, unfortunately, one day consists solely of one hour now.

 

I wish I had nothing but good luck.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

granted, the words are now reversed, with good luck meaning bad

 

 

 

I wish I was just born with all the knowledge I'll need in life, rather than needing to go to school

Edited February 27, 2016 by A Canadian Fritter

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted,but you would never meet the love your life , which you would have met in college. Now she's with another man and you must live the rest of your knowing that things could have been better.

 

 

 

 

I wish that MLP....never existed....

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, with MLP gone, you get a revival of Barney the Dinosaur instead.

 

I wish for a taco

Edited February 27, 2016 by PONinja4

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted but it screams in agonizing pain as you consume it.

 

I wish the Internet never existed

[icyfire 433]

Granted, Now everyone just runs around with megaphones yelling there status updates and throwing pictures everywhere...24/7 you cannot go anywhere without the constant updates. No where. 

 

I wish I could be a master at art

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted, but you begin to art binge as a result of your newfound skill and thus spend all your days painting and don't get enough sleep. You end up having to drive sleepily on the road and crash and die.

 

I wish for delish fish on a Polish dish.

Edited February 27, 2016 by PGNatsu

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but the Polish dish had lead-based paint on it, and you end up getting lead poisoning.

 

I wish for a spinoff with the pie sisters.

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted. The pie sisters, however, are background characters, and the spinoff is focused on Angel Bunny abusing Fluttershy.

 

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but you lose free will to prevent indecisiveness.

 

I wish to be invulnerable, even to parasites and diseases.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Granted, but you never age, and must watch everyone you know and love die for the rest of time

 

(That got a tad dark)

 

 

I wish my little sister was such an annoying rotten asshole