The Corrupted Wish Game

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but the plane explodes immediately after it lands.

 

 

I wish everything could clean itself.

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but now the floor is so clean you always slip on it.

 

I wish for 20 dollars.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. They were originally in the stomach of a pig, which eventually took "the natural way out". The stains can never be removed.

 

 

I wish for a classic villain mustache.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get your Villain Mustache. You also get your villain origin which involves a tragic and disfiguring accident. I decide not to steal your heart though. I look forward to your acts of villainous revenge against the world.

 

I wish tae stop suffering throat problems.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted! Eyyyyyyyyy You're back!

You stop suffering throat problems....but you gain medical conditions in every other part of your body. Also I steal your wallet for old times sake.

 

 

I wish to be a little bit stronger and smarter.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted, but you took your new gained strength and knowledge from the persone that is most dear to you. And he/she will never forgive you!

 

I wish I was good at playing tennis.

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[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but playing tennis has become a felony.

 

 

I wish I could process information infinitely fast.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted, but the amount of information you gather now becomes so much that you'll slowly turn into super computer untill all your humanness is gone and you vanish into nothingness with only your gained information left.

 

I wish for wishes!!

[Vulcan 3,254]

Your wish is my command, you gain your wishes however , you are forced to use all of them, AND this thread will corrupt every wish you make.

 

 

I wish you good fortune ^¬^

[Glike 487]

Thanks! ^u^ My idea of good fortune is watching you roast rotisserie style over a medium flame. Mwahahaha.

 

I wish for world peace. 

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted, everone that has ever done anything wrong to someone else dissapears suddenly and there are only good people left

 

I wish for enough food for everyone!

[IronM17 5,353]

Granted, but the only food everybody has is full of fat and sugar.

 

I wish I can be an actor. 

[Pony Flutters 535]

Granted, but you become a one time low key community play.

 

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

granted. but you didn't wish anything so nothing happens.

 

I wish for a muffin.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted... But it tastes horrible and smells of rotten milk.

 

 

I wish you the best of luck

[Foxy Socks 2,599]

Granted, but I don't need luck so I don't use it so it doesn't become corrupted, yet I was able to corrupt your plan.

 

I wish I had a Sharingan.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted,  You "had" a sharingan. You were born with a powerful permanent sharingan in your left eye but your doctor thought it was harmful and had it replaced with a normal one. all you have to remember it by is the feinting surgical scar across your left eye and strange stories from your childhood. 

 

 

 

 

User below me, I wish you have one of the best days of your life the day after you read this. 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted (and thank you) but for you, tomorrow will be a living nightmare.

 

I wish you (that means you specifically, not me or anyone else) would go to Hell.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, I've become the monarch of Hell, and I enjoy my new job too much.

 

I wish for infinite stamina.

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Granted! For a second only...

[Soaring Symphony 372]

I wish there could be Springtime type of weather year round except that there's a moderate and tolerable amount of rain (still enough for the plants of course) instead of the deluge you'd generally expect during Spring.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, But it throws the ecosystem out of whack, killing off multiple species of plants and animals. 

 

 

 

I wish I may, I wish I might,

 

I wish chocolate rain tonight. 

 

 

 

Cadbury chocolate,to be precise,  raining from the sky.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, however you get a Hershey's chocolate rain instead and washes away the Cadbury factories off the face of the planet. 

 

I wish I was a Decepticon.

[Denim&Venöm 18,742]

Granted. Starscream betrays you. 

 

I wish all the countries in the world payed off their debt to America. 

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, In exchange, America had to pay off it's Debt to other countries in return.

 

Other countries paid the US about 6-9 trillion dollars. 

 

The US paid back it's own debt of 19 Trillion dollars.

 

To do so they heavily increased taxes, launching the country into another great depression and completely destroying it's economy. 

 

 

 

I wish I was really good at Overwatch