The Corrupted Wish Game

[Astrorious 232]

Granted, now the actual show is EQG.

I wish I could sleep

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but you never wake up...

I wish I was an actual cupcake.

[Astrorious 232]

Granted, but i eat you 

I wish I could use unicorn magic IRL

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, then suddenly, Tirek appears out of nowhere and steals your magic and stomps you to a pulp and continues causing destruction.

 

I wish Princess Luna is my waifu. :3

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but, because you are so busy with work/school/other things she feels neglected and banishes you to the frozen north 

 

I wish to rule over hell

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

Granted, but you burn alive for all of eternity.

I wish I could never get fat.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but you'll always be too skinny to the point of unhealthy-ness

I wish the more critical Bronies would stop forcing others to hate what they hate.

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but they start forcing you to love what they hate just so they can mock you for having bad taste.

I wish that I had a nice bagel to eat.

[Prospekt 11,018]

Granted. *POOF!* I present to you a giant hungry bagel that is going to eat you if you don't run.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[LunarShadow 397]

Sure, here is a rotten ham sandwich.

 

I wish i had a 2017 GMC Sierra. 

Edited April 12, 2017 by DayShadow

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

Okay, but it's going to be hard to fit a mountain range into your garage.

I wish it wasn't so hot in my apartment! 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but now it's so cold frost forms and ruins everything. Making you lose your security deposit

 

I wish that I had the Millennium ring from yugioh

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but it is just a toy.

I wish I could have been a girl.

Edited April 12, 2017 by Hierok
Girl issues

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but now it changes your past and you never met your friends and this site because you become a valley girl

I wish my millennium ring was real

[TBD 17,254]

granted unfortunately yuigi called and he want his ring back and duel you for it (which is not a good thing)

I wish we can have a  virtual reality duel.

Edited April 12, 2017 by TBD

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Why wouldnt bakura want it? And that is fine

 

Granted but when we duel it turns to a shadow game and your soul is punished for losing

 

I wish to be the best

Edited April 12, 2017 by Arid_Blitz

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but you're only the best at marinated frog wrestling. And you don't even know what that is.

I wish for best pony.

Edited April 13, 2017 by Duality

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Sounds yummy

 

Granted but best pony is really a real life pony who won competitions and you are arrested for stealing it

I wish for @Duality to make a wish

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but my wish is that I hadn't made a wish.

I wish that I hadn't made a wish.

Edited April 13, 2017 by Duality
what anarchy is this

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but it failed, because I am just practicing.

I wish I hadn't failed at everything. 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, you succeeded at failing at everything.

I wish for a mustache.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but your mustache overgrows and suffocate you to death. 

I wish I can be taller like 7 ft. 

[DubWolf 17,250]

Granted, you are now 9 feet tall but die at a young age like a lot of super tall people do.

I wish I can be independent.

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but the country you live in imprisons you for trying to be independent of their laws.

I wish for a bagel with a mustache.

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

Granted but this is soviet Russia so BAGEL EAT YOU! XD 

 

I wish for long hair of my own. On my scalp.

Edited April 14, 2017 by Lunarpalette