The Corrupted Wish Game

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted, my little pony does not exist anymore.

I wish I had a faster laptop.

[SolarFlare 21]

granted but it goes so fast you can't see anything at all

i wish everyone was a brony/pegasis (so i won't feel lonely at school' i got friends but i can't talk about ponies they don't understand)

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted, but they are all avid clopfic writers.

 

I wish that I had more free cash.

[SolarFlare 21]

granted but it's people-eating money LoL

i wish i got the butterscotch's audition for on a cross and arrow

[Octavia2 83]

Granted, but your fired immediately anyway.

I wish for nobody to corrupt this wish.

[SolarFlare 21]

Granted, but your fired immediately anyway.

I wish for nobody to corrupt this wish.

 

(That gave me sadness)

Granted

I wish i had a lion to eat me

Edited October 19, 2011 by solarflare

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted lions are scared of you

I wish I wasn't cool.

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted. You are now on fire.

 

I wish I didn't have to do science.

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted, you have no hands.

I was I was dead.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted, you were sent strait to hell.

 

I wish I had telekinesis, and could control it. Also shoot laser beams...

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted, you have no powers.

I wish Family Guy would go away.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted, but then you realize you actually wanted it all along. You long for it to come back, but are too late. You go crazy, attempting to find videos of it anywhere, movie stores, YouTube, Nothing. You hang yourself out of grief. Also, TV becomes intelligent again.

 

I wish for a nice pillow to rest my head on.

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted, I gave you a rock.

I wish I could never go to school again.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted. You are now uneducated and will eventually become homeless.

 

I wish for Gigga Puddi.

(have fun)

[Tyroq 344]

Granted, you are given a real live Dinopoodi

because I don't know what the heck a gigga puddi is.

 

I wish my cold would go away.

Edited October 18, 2011 by Tyroq

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted.You have cancer instead.

 

I wish somepony here knew what Gigga Puddi is...

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted, he is erdaicated from the earth.

I wish I could play an instrunment.

[Octavia2 83]

Granted, but you always play the wrong note anyway.

I wish for a trip to Jasper.

[TallBrony91 29]

Granted but you accidentally go to Silent Hill instead.

 

I wish I had a wish, that was in another wish that is also inside another wish, that can transport me to another wish.

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted, but you were trapped in the fifth wish level by the projections.

 

I wish that this statement was false.

Edited October 18, 2011 by Doctor Stitches

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted, you are now in inception.

I wish to be a movie star.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted, but you are the co-star to (sorry, but I have to say his name...) Justin Beiber. And they are all romantic comedies.

 

I wish the person who replies to this changes their avatar to Twist. (yet another name I hate mentioning...)

[Captain Marvelous 544]

granted, but surprisinly twist disguised herself as a pirate

 

I wish for cupcakes

[Apple Bloom 2,933]

Granted, but Applejack made them after apple bucking for 3 days straight and no sleep.

 

I wish it was warmer outside.

[SolarFlare 21]

Granted, you are now in hell.

I wish my dogs would stop humping each other.

Edited October 19, 2011 by solarflare