The Corrupted Wish Game

[Asdfjkl123 56]

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Edited March 6, 2018 by Asdfjkl123

[TBD 17,233]

Granted you become real-life sleeping beauty...except there's will be no one to save you from a deep slumber..*cough..I was talking about  having a coma.

I wish I know what to write for my religion research paper. 

Edited September 28, 2017 by TBD

[Ra1nbowCrasH 271]

You know what to write, but its in kaiku form.

I wish I could shapeshift.

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, you can now shapeshift into an alternate version of yourself which is one inch shorter and has bigger ears.

I wish I'd picked a simpler costume idea for Comic Con next year.

[TBD 17,233]

Granted now you will be cos-playing as Tarzan because all he had on is a loincloth.

I wish I know what to dress up as for Halloween.

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up dressing as a fancy fairy princess :V

I wish I had people to spend holidays with =w=

 

[Driz 1,552]

*poof* Your wish is now granted! 

You'll be spending your holidays with five brand new strangers to befriend:
> an overweight man who snores so loud the windows rumble (and also happens to be an incredibly heavy sleeper);
> a newly-wed couple that loves to loudly discuss their relationship at 6 AM every day;
> a balding man who won't stop nagging about his wife, his mother, his sisters, his boss and his dog;
> his seven-years-old son who will persist in asking to use your computer in order to play Minecraft.

Enjoy your holidays, Mr. Gobo! 

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I wish my senpai would notice me~

Edited September 30, 2017 by Driz
grammer flub

[Lonk Chase 255]

Ok, your senpai now does notice you...

You just don't know it because your senpai stalks you.

Have fun. 

I wish wishes didn't exist.

[Driz 1,552]

Your non-wishing wish is granted and not-granted at the same time!

You created an eternal paradox, breaking the laws of the universe and forming a black hole that engulfed the Earth. Now everyone is dead and even if someone was alive, they couldn't even wish for everything to be back to normal.

Hope you're happy with yourself. 

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I wish I could play with puppies all day! 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you became allergic to their fur.
I wish I could win the lottery

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

Granted, but you lose your lottery winnings in a freak accident involving the Government, a sports car, and a bacon sandwich. 

I wish I never win the lottery in my life. Ever.

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, every time you go into a shop to buy a ticket the machine will be out of order.

I wish I hadn't been woken up at 4am this morning.

 

[Flutterstep 46,932]

Granted, but now you'll be woken up at 3:59am every day.

I wish Fluttershy's tail tasted like cotton candy.

[Jade Fire 7,037]

Granted, but you'll never know if it already did to begin with, or if it was your wish that made it happen, and it will slowly drive you crazy xD

i wish i had a meeseeks box.

Edited October 2, 2017 by Jade Fire

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, you get a 3rd party bootleg of Meeseeks Box and not the original one.

I wish Tempest Shadow to be my waifu.

o3o

[Ra1nbowCrasH 271]

Granted, but it turns out she's a dominatrix/sadist in the sack.

I wish I had an irl waifu.

[Steve Piranha 29,373]

7 minutes ago, Ra1nbowCrasH said:

Granted, but it turns out she's a dominatrix/sadist in the sack.

I wish I had an irl waifu.

Granted. Have fun with Cupcakes Pinks

I wish I could be born in Equestria with Fluttershy as my mom

[TBD 17,233]

granted but it's only a dream

I wish it actually rain chocolate milk and the cloud is made out of marshmallow.

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you're now a part of the MLP cartoon show and you don't exist in real life.

I wish mlp world was real !

[Hierok 11,829]

Granted, but you will never know that.

I wish it too.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted, but you will never know that as well !

I wish we were both wrong about this...

[TBD 17,233]

Granted, now you guys are both in wrong  by doing an unspeakable crime therefore...jailed.

I wish I could eat as much sweet like pinkie pie without gaining weight. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you became intolerant to sugar !

I wish I could lose weight !

[TBD 17,233]

Granted but all your fats just walk away and you become nothing...

I wish i can own one of these fat adipose!

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But then you become one.

I wish I hadn't ever seen that video.

It was really disturbing D: