The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you become immortal o3o

I wish I could hug friend_goat :3

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but the goat ate you whole

I wish I lived in a mansion 

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[RDDash 19,189]

Granted but it's on the moon.

I wish to be a space pirate.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you don't have a space pirate ship.

I wish for a good modern rock band 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but they only lasted a day

I wish to go see the gorillaz concert one day. 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but that day will be the last day of your life.

I wish I could have come up with a better corruption for the previous wish.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but your corruption powers fade away. 

I wish I didn't have to eat. 

[kaiser5578 340]

Granted, but you feel unsatifiable hunger

i wish I could go to Equestria

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but it's the timeline during the war against King Sombra.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[TBD 17,254]

granted you have done everything but now you're bored to death

I wish I could screen jump through movies. 

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but once you're in, you can't escape

 

I wish I could bring people out of movies (reverse screen jumping)

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but they're frozen, eternally re-enacting the scene they were pulled from. 

I wish I was always clean.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you can't ever touch anything ever again and end up trapped in the void of space.... somehow.

I wish I could go to space o3o

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you forgot to bring your suit.

Scatterbrain! 

I wish I lived a miserable life.

Spoiler

You didn't say it had to be a positive wish! 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
You live miserable and die lonely D:

I wish you wouldn't try to break the system T3T

Two negatives don't make a positive in this instance....

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but the system eventually malfunctions anyway! 

I wish that I couldn't wish anymore.

[RDDash 19,189]

Granted, now you can have everything you want, but you quickly get bored.

 

I wish I was inspired to continue to write my fanfic.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but it's a pure garbage writing.

 

I wish I could write a little better.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you can now write in a 5 grade level. *Kudo To who get the reference*

I wish for a motorcycle 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you are now a bicycle with a motor strapped on o3o
I wish I was an artist

 

[Prometheus 3,038]

Granted, you are now the World's WORST artist.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you can now ONLY breathe underwater o3o

I wish I could have a firearm from Borderlands 1. Any of them XD

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it will break in the next 24 hours

I wish for a record player that works.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted it worked, but it repeats one music over and over again.

I wish I can sleep for 24 hours.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you can't wake up

I wish I had a job