The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,966]

Granted! You get a spider roll! ... With REAL spiders! 

I wish thqt I could play the drums.

Edited April 16, 2018 by Recherche

[Longhaul 6,788]

Granted.  It's now a main ingredient in chicken soup.

I wish these allergies would go away.

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted, but it’s only outlawed in one state.  

Too many ninjas... 

Granted, but you can no longer smell! 

I wish for it to stop snowing! 

Edited April 16, 2018 by Rhythm Red

[The Recherche 29,966]

Granted, but now tornadoes are raging! 

I wish to be Ninja'd!

Edited April 16, 2018 by Recherche

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

2 minutes ago, Recherche said:

Granted, but now tornadoes are raging! 

I wish to be Ninja'd!

Granted, you are ninja'd by the invisible man!

I wish my OC was shipped with another Pegasus ^^

[The Recherche 29,966]

Granted, but it's from Gen 3.5!  

I wish I was listening to music.

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted, but it’s Gucci Gang by Lil Pump. 

I wish I was asleep. 

[Longhaul 6,788]

Granted.  No one can awaken you

I wish I could take a vacation.

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

Just now, Recherche said:

Granted, but it's from Gen 3.5!  

I wish I was listening to music.

Granted! It's the music you hate!

I wish I didn't have classes tomorrow

Just now, Longhaul said:

Granted.  It's German oom-pah music blasting through your walls at 3 am.

I wish I could take a vacation.

Granted! It only lasts an hour!

1 minute ago, Rhythm Red said:

Granted, but it’s Gucci Gang by Lil Pump. 

I wish I was asleep. 

Granted! You never wake up!

[Wannabrony 11,638]

2 minutes ago, Longhaul said:

Granted.  No one can awaken you

I wish I could take a vacation.

Granted, it's an all-expenses-paid cruise crossing the centre of the Bermuda Triangle!

1 minute ago, marc trainfan said:

Granted! It's the music you hate!

I wish I didn't have classes tomorrow

Granted, but you still have to go to school and just sit there.

 

I wish for no more ninjas!           This is gonna get ninja'd isn't it...

[The Recherche 29,966]

Not granted, considering you are one! 

I wish that wishing for wishes was not wishing!

Edited April 16, 2018 by Recherche

[Longhaul 6,788]

Granted.  it's now reality

I wish a generic wish that is easily corruptible.

[The Recherche 29,966]

Granted, but since you didn't specify what it was, it can't be corrupted! 

I wish for the next poster to use a bunch of Fleurs! 

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

Granted! 

I wish the power didn't run out in my home 

[Longhaul 6,788]

Granted, in whatever form it's supposed to be.

I wish I was faster at replying to these forums.

 

[The Recherche 29,966]

Granted, but everyone is is much slower! 

I wish that wishing was real.

[RDDash 19,110]

Granted, but  now you wish to unwish your previous wish

I  wish I had Panda Express

Edited April 16, 2018 by R.D.Dash

[Longhaul 6,788]

Granted.  Pandas now handle all overnight deliveries.

I wish that were funnier.

[Rising Dusk 27,185]

Granted, but only just slightly. 

I wish for a new pair of socks. 

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but theyre too small!

I wish to know the link of that pixelated pony maker I see as people profiles...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

1 hour ago, Kitty_Cat said:

Granted, but theyre too small!

I wish to know the link of that pixelated pony maker I see as people profiles...

Granted o3o
https://pony.town/

 

I wish ponytown was worth being on ^^;

 

[The Recherche 29,966]

Granted, but you can't stay there! 

I wish that I could find an avatar that I could stick to. 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! your avatar is stuck and can't change to a new one!

I wish I always wake up early in the morning!

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, but even on the weekends and holidays and days when you just want to sleep in.

I wish that I can start liking books.

[Rising Dusk 27,185]

Granted, but you won't like any other form of media. 

I wish life were like a box of chocolate.