The Corrupted Wish Game

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Half-granted! The other half gets donated to the poor. 

I wish that this wish is a little longer.

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted, but my reason for corrupting it is so ungodly long that there's no way in the absolute hottest depths of the underworld that you're ever going to have the patience to read all of it. NO joke; you probably just quit reading it a few words a go, did you not? If you're still reading, than you deserve an award for your persistence and stubbornness! 

I wish that you didn't read that! 

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, now I don't get my prize!

I wish that i can slow down time!  

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted, but you slow down with it! 

I wish that I could, would, and should!

[Longhaul 6,932]

Granted, but you can't. won't, and don't!

I wish for pie in the horse.

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted, but it's been found inside of a pig instead! 

I wish that you didn't just highlight this text.

[Longhaul 6,932]

Granted, but

I wish a mofo would.

[The Recherche 29,969]

@Longhaul I guess you did grant my wish!  Check my wish again...

3 hours ago, Recherche said:

I wish that you didn't just highlight this text.

Granted, but the mofo don't! 

I wish that I had a better keyboard.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Granted. You don’t have a mouse now

 

i wish I had cake

[Longhaul 6,932]

Granted.  It's a meatcake. 

I wish people would stop playing pranks on, and ninja-ing this old man.  

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted, but that makes the thread boring! 

I wish that I didn't just mak a typo.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Granted. You type everything wrong.

i wish creepypastas weren’t a thing

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but creepynoodles are now the new thing. 

I wish that it isn't so hot here!

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted! 

I wish that this wish could never be corrupted!

[Longhaul 6,932]

Granted.  Your wish is perfect in every way.  The rest of your day gets corrupted.

I wish I could find that one song I want to learn on the bass.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted BUT! You forget how to play bass.

I wish I was funny.

[Rising Dusk 27,985]

Granted, but you're only funny to yourself.

I wish the memes were stronger.

[Longhaul 6,932]

Granted.  All of the strong memes are from ten years ago.

I wish I had better responses to this game.

[Rising Dusk 27,985]

Granted, but your responses to under games will become horrid.

I wish for pizza.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, it has pineapples on it!

I wish there werent so many edgy ponies and bad ocs in pony town.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... Ponytown goes the way of the Penguin Club D:

I wish people themselves would stop being so edgy T3T

 

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, now youre tye only person in existence thats edgy!

I wish that I could type as fast as I can without making so many typos!

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted, but now your keyboard is spread out further! 

I wish that @Kitty_Cat had a normal keyboard.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's a DVORAK keyboard :3
I wish Rech had a different avatar every minute >:3

 

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted, but I CHANGE MY NAME WITH IT!!! 

I wish @Trotteur Sauvage would come back...