The Corrupted Wish Game

[Twilight Luna 31,345]

Granted but his personality can't handle the corrupt legal system so he kills the judge.

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted, except---OI QUIT LOOKING THROUGH MY CLOTHES LIKE THAT YA PERV.

I wish I could have the grace and dignity of a proper english woman.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted,the word "proper" is redifined in the english dictionary,it now means delinquent
i wish pigs could fly(what could go wrong?)

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted, now we serve Porcus Overlords.

 

I wish I could flip buildings with little to no effort.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but the building fell on top of you

I wish  I could shiftshape. 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted you can shapeshift but only into a slightly older version of yourself(**bonus**,you can't shift back!)

i wish it would rain chocolate(thanks for the idea discord)

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Granted,the sky now rains toxic dark chocolate .

I wish anime was the only cartoon in the world and that no one would make fun of it.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted,but there's only one anime(its the Fairy part of Sword art Online),and it never gets translated into english,due to the nature of your wish,MyLittlePony isn't a thing

i wish fish could talk

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but they don't have anything interesting to say.

We get wishes? I Wish I had known that earlier.

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted *purposely erases the memory*

 

I wish I wouldn't get stuck in the internet anymore.3

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

11 hours ago, Lord Valtasar said:

granted,but there's only one anime(its the Fairy part of Sword art Online),and it never gets translated into english,due to the nature of your wish,MyLittlePony isn't a thing

i wish fish could talk

Dang I thought reverse psychology would work.

granted,instead of being stuck in the internet your stuck in the WiFi. Literally

i wish Jurassic Park was real

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

i don't even need to grand that one,it's already real,you can find it here(https://www.amazon.com/Jurassic-Park-Sam-Neill/dp/B0087ZG7HK)
i wish i could see in the future

Edited July 4, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[TBD 17,254]

granted you can only see 0.1 second of it

I wish  for a virtual reality game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's a holodeck from Star Trek,

and you get trapped inside, not knowing what is real and what isn't.

I wish I could perceive all things o3o

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted,it gets very confusing ant tiring and you can't handle it,you end up in a "special" facility for loonatics(cant recall how its called in english)
i wish i had a sword

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's a magic talking sword... and it never shuts up

I wish I knew how to fight with a sword :3

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

sounds alot like Lilarcor from Baldur's Gate 2,i'm totaly ok with that wish's outcome

4 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but it's a magic talking sword... and it never shuts up

I wish I knew how to fight with a sword :3

 

granted,but you don't have one,they're actually banned and they melted them all to make pins
i wish i had a house with a yard

Edited July 4, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... but the house is alive and tries to eat anyone else who tries to enter it ;3

 

I wish houses weren't evil D:

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted,they still screw up everything,but their intentions were good this time
i wish houses were just inanimate(and with yards)

Edited July 4, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but the yards become sentient

I wish I could be the yard itself O3O

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted,you are a yard(also known as 3 feet),now people can measure things with you

i wish i could animate

[Kevin Tang 2,426]

Granted but your animation is so bad till many people give it a dislike.

I wish my WiFi is fast and stable. 

[Izel 42]

15 minutes ago, Kevin Tang said:

Granted but your animation is so bad till many people give it a dislike.

I wish my WiFi is fast and stable. 

Granted.But your phone takes 5 hours to type with and it's super slow.

I wish I could hug Queen Chrysalis.:)

[Kevin Tang 2,426]

3 minutes ago, Izel said:

Granted.But your phone takes 5 hours to type with and it's super slow.

Who cares about phones, I'll use my laptop instead. 

4 minutes ago, Izel said:

I wish I could hug Queen Chrysalis.:)

Granted but you will be with her forever. 

I wish I will have a bright future. 

[Izel 42]

2 hours ago, Kevin Tang said:

Who cares about phones, I'll use my laptop instead. 

Granted but you will be with her forever. 

I wish I will have a bright future. 

Granted.But it will be so bright you will go blind!

I wish I had magic