The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,228]

granted you  have faces of all the corrupted  historical leaders and you can't undo it.

I wish I can meet the gorillaz in person 

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

1 hour ago, TBD said:

granted you  have faces of all the corrupted  historical leaders and you can't undo it.

I wish I can meet the gorillaz in person 

 

The thing that grants your wishes sucks.  When you ask about seeing the Gorillaz, it isn't aware that you are talking about anything else but the animals, not a group.  To make matters worse, the thing granting your wish figures your wish is boring, so it makes you teleport face to face with Xenomorph-Gorillas.   If you are part of some Bio-Weapons division, you might feel excited... till they charge you XD

 

I wish all the insides of Watermelons where imperial purple instead of pink or yellow.

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted, now grapes are pink and bananas explode all over the planet to compensate for this madness.

I wish kids would get off my lawn,

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

granted,they get into your house instead(i'm asuming you're not talking about your own kids,in which case,you have no lawn anymore for them to step on)
i wish i could predict the future

Edited July 2, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted but your brain explodes instantly the second it's granted.

I wish Dr.Evil and Mark Zuckerberg ran for presidency in 2020.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but in running, he causes better candidates to lose their running slots.
I wish politics didn't exist =w=

 

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted..good job Morty, you just caused The Purge.

I wish I could drink Dr.Pepper and Poprocks and gain super powers from it.

[TBD 17,228]

granted you have unlimited energy, but unfortunately too much of it kills you.

I wish I can go to san diego comic con.

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted but it's a christian convention with a comedian Sandy Diego as the main attraction.

I wish I could lick my elbow

[TBD 17,228]

granted, your arm got amputated so now it's easier for you to lick. 

I wish baymax can be my personal lawyer.

Edited July 3, 2018 by TBD

[Twilight Luna 30,952]

Granted but his personality can't handle the corrupt legal system so he kills the judge.

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted, except---OI QUIT LOOKING THROUGH MY CLOTHES LIKE THAT YA PERV.

I wish I could have the grace and dignity of a proper english woman.

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

granted,the word "proper" is redifined in the english dictionary,it now means delinquent
i wish pigs could fly(what could go wrong?)

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted, now we serve Porcus Overlords.

 

I wish I could flip buildings with little to no effort.

[TBD 17,228]

granted but the building fell on top of you

I wish  I could shiftshape. 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

granted you can shapeshift but only into a slightly older version of yourself(**bonus**,you can't shift back!)

i wish it would rain chocolate(thanks for the idea discord)

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Granted,the sky now rains toxic dark chocolate .

I wish anime was the only cartoon in the world and that no one would make fun of it.

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

granted,but there's only one anime(its the Fairy part of Sword art Online),and it never gets translated into english,due to the nature of your wish,MyLittlePony isn't a thing

i wish fish could talk

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

Granted, but they don't have anything interesting to say.

We get wishes? I Wish I had known that earlier.

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted *purposely erases the memory*

 

I wish I wouldn't get stuck in the internet anymore.3

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

11 hours ago, Lord Valtasar said:

granted,but there's only one anime(its the Fairy part of Sword art Online),and it never gets translated into english,due to the nature of your wish,MyLittlePony isn't a thing

i wish fish could talk

Dang I thought reverse psychology would work.

granted,instead of being stuck in the internet your stuck in the WiFi. Literally

i wish Jurassic Park was real

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

i don't even need to grand that one,it's already real,you can find it here(https://www.amazon.com/Jurassic-Park-Sam-Neill/dp/B0087ZG7HK)
i wish i could see in the future

Edited July 4, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[TBD 17,228]

granted you can only see 0.1 second of it

I wish  for a virtual reality game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's a holodeck from Star Trek,

and you get trapped inside, not knowing what is real and what isn't.

I wish I could perceive all things o3o

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

granted,it gets very confusing ant tiring and you can't handle it,you end up in a "special" facility for loonatics(cant recall how its called in english)
i wish i had a sword