Ask Princess Trollestia

[Batbrony 16,055]

Princess trollestia lets eat cupcakes and drink cider does your tummy hurt when you eat a lot of bannas.

 

Silly pony, my tummy never hurts when I eat a lot of bananas.   One can never eat too many bananas.  In fact, I'm going to eat all of the bananas right now!!! 

 

 

Behold, I am the Princess of Bananas!!! 

 

[Luna 831 466]

So what makes your tummy hurt princess.

[Batbrony 16,055]

So what makes your tummy hurt princess.

 

Sibling rivalry. 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man, we have a lot of pillow fights, don't we? 

[Luna 831 466]

Princess trolestia that makes your tummy hurt and have diarrhea.

[Batbrony 16,055]

Princess trolestia that makes your tummy hurt and have diarrhea.

 

 Alcohol... in exorbitant amounts, mind you  (after all, what kind of an alicorn princess would I be if I didn't have a high constitution for alcohol?  )

 

 

Though trust me, as princess, far too many situations call for exorbitant amounts of alcohol. 

 

[Luna 831 466]

Tia how is your tummy know how much alcohol will make you have it.

[Batbrony 16,055]

Tia how is your tummy know how much alcohol will make you have it.

 

Well, to be honest, it doesn't.  Trust me, though, if I go too far with how much I drink, I'll know it.  Whether that's in the immediate future or just by the next morning, doesn't matter, I'll know it at some point. 

 

The Various Stages of Drunk Trollestia

 

Classy Drunk

 

 

Angry Drunk

 

 

Way Too Drunk

 

[Luna 831 466]

Well, to be honest, it doesn't.  Trust me, though, if I go too far with how much I drink, I'll know it.  Whether that's in the immediate future or just by the next morning, doesn't matter, I'll know it at some point. 

 

The Various Stages of Drunk Trollestia

 

Classy Drunk

 

 

Angry Drunk

 

 

Way Too Drunk

 

so what level does she has diarrhea or alot of it

[Batbrony 16,055]

so what level does she has diarrhea or alot of it

 

Why, Way Too Drunk of course.    That's why it's called 'Way Too Drunk'. 

[Luna 831 466]

Why, Way Too Drunk of course.    That's why it's called 'Way Too Drunk'. 

picture of it troletsia

[Batbrony 16,055]

picture of it troletsia

 

Well, if you insist...

 

Phase 1: Drinking Far Too Much in Public   

 

 

 

This inevitably leads to...

 

Phase 2: Drunken and (Sometimes) Undesired Flirting with the Nearest Pony   

 

 

And finally...

 

Phase 3: Consequences (may vary  )

 

 

For the record, THAT actually made the hangover better in that instance. 

[Luna 831 466]

 

Well, if you insist...

 

Phase 1: Drinking Far Too Much in Public   

 

 

 

This inevitably leads to...

 

Phase 2: Drunken and (Sometimes) Undesired Flirting with the Nearest Pony   

 

 

And finally...

 

Phase 3: Consequences (may vary  )

 

 

For the record, THAT actually made the hangover better in that instance. 

 

hmm not that kind remmber the picture i asked for

[MagicalStarRain 599]

@@Batbrony,

 

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[Batbrony 16,055]

@@Batbrony,

 

My gift to you, Princess Celestia.

 

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:comeatus: Oh, believe me, I did...

 

 

...very, very, very much so... 

 

 

...especially the last bit.  Gotta say, I honestly never expected to see Obi Wan Kenobi get trolled, much less Rick Rolled. 

[Superspy 3]

On 1/30/2014 at 0:21 AM, Batbrony said:

 

*royal squee* Ooooo yay, my new socks are finally here!!! 

 

 

Well, what do ya think? 

 

:okiedokielokie: And before you ask, yes, I did place a special order for this set of socks.

 

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They're very special, expensive socks.  :okiedokielokie:   YES IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!!!!!!! 

 

 

This is a bit embarrassing but, yes, I do sometimes have trouble falling asleep.  All the affairs of the kingdom running through my brain, it can all be a bit overwhelming and stressful far more than I'd like it to be.  When I was alone I'd usually eat some cake or drink a glass of warm milk or a cup of tea to calm my nerves.  But now that my sister's back, I usually have her tell me a bedtime story instead! 

 

 

Luna's a great storyteller and especially knows all the very best bedtime stories!   That's my little sister for you, truly the Princess of the Night (tell her I complimented her though, and your plot is shot  :okiedokielokie:).

 

 

And yet I don't look a day over 200, SUCK IT!!! 

 

I never will Oh sexy sun goddess!

[Batbrony 16,055]

5 hours ago, Superspy said:

I never will Oh sexy sun goddess!

*blows dust and cobwebs off of this thread and coughs when some of it gets stuck in her throat*

Ack!  What in Tartarus was that?  Wait... someone's in this thread again???  Dear me, it's been years since anyone indulged me with a response.  Well then, now that you're here... how may I help you, my loyal subject?  Go on, ask away, don't be shy!  I won't bite... 

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What, why are you looking at me like that with that expectant look?  What did you expect me to say something as cliche as 'much'?  I said I won't bite, why in Equestria would I just turn around and say much?!  Why in the world would I ever bite any pony???  You ponies are so strange sometimes, I swear...

[Superspy 3]

7 minutes ago, Batbrony said:

*blows dust and cobwebs off of this thread and coughs when some of it gets stuck in her throat*

Ack!  What in Tartarus was that?  Wait... someone's in this thread again???  Dear me, it's been years since anyone indulged me with a response.  Well then, now that you're here... how may I help you, my loyal subject?  Go on, ask away, don't be shy!  I won't bite... 

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What, why are you looking at me like that with that expectant look?  What did you expect me to say something as cliche as 'much'?  I said I won't bite, why in Equestria would I just turn around and say much?!  Why in the world would I ever bite any pony???  You ponies are so strange sometimes, I swear...

Oh! I honestly didn't expect a response your highness. I thought that you might be busy trolling Luna or some other pony. It's an honor to meet you. So if I may, which pony do you like trolling the most apart from anypony at the castle?

[Batbrony 16,055]

25 minutes ago, Superspy said:

Oh! I honestly didn't expect a response your highness. I thought that you might be busy trolling Luna or some other pony. It's an honor to meet you. So if I may, which pony do you like trolling the most apart from anypony at the castle?

My dear subject, there is no competition whatsoever... I take equal delight in trolling any of my subjects!  Why, what kind of a princess would I be if I weren't willing to spend a day harassing any of my subjects while acting like a goose?

[Superspy 3]

4 minutes ago, Batbrony said:

My dear subject, there is no competition whatsoever... I take equal delight in trolling any of my subjects!  Why, what kind of a princess would I be if I weren't willing to spend a day harassing any of my subjects while acting like a goose?

Hahahaha! Hey what do you think of Shining armor's voice? Doesn't it sound a bit like a girls?

[Batbrony 16,055]

33 minutes ago, Superspy said:

Hahahaha! Hey what do you think of Shining armor's voice? Doesn't it sound a bit like a girls?

Not particularly, no.  I may have ragged on him a bit when he first began dating Cadance, but that was most likely my blasted maternal instincts kicking in.  Once she explained that he more than fit the criteria a significant other should for the Princess of Love (in alllllllll the right ways, if you know what I mean ), I mostly stopped being so hard on him.  Mostly. 

[Superspy 3]

1 minute ago, Batbrony said:

Not particularly, no.  I may have ragged on him a bit when he first began dating Cadance, but that was most likely my blasted maternal instincts kicking in.  Once she explained that he more than fit the criteria a significant other should for the Princess of Love (in alllllllll the right ways, if you know what I mean ), I mostly stopped being so hard on him.  Mostly. 

Hmm true. O-on the maternal instincts part! So who would you think more of as your daughter, Twilight, Cadence, or Sunset?

[Batbrony 16,055]

1 hour ago, Superspy said:

Hmm true. O-on the maternal instincts part! So who would you think more of as your daughter, Twilight, Cadence, or Sunset?

I’m sorry, none of those names ring a bell to me.  I do love all my students in their own special ways, though.  It was loads of fun teaching Mistress Love Doctor how to hook ponies up with each other without them even knowing it, I still have a blast doing my best to drive Book Smart crazy in subtle ways behind her back, and as for Bacon Hair?  Well... I won’t lie, her mane just makes me hungry and I don’t even eat meat.  Unfortunately she eventually found out that that was my favorite thing about her and I’m pretty sure that’s why she went through that whole “evil megalomaniac trying to take over two parallel worlds” phase.  Always annoying when that happens.

[Superspy 3]

2 minutes ago, Batbrony said:

I’m sorry, none of those names ring a bell to me.  I do love all my students in their own special ways, though.  It was loads of fun teaching Mistress Love Doctor how to hook ponies up with each other without them even knowing it, I still have a blast doing my best to drive Book Smart crazy in subtle ways behind her back, and as for Bacon Hair?  Well... I won’t lie, her mane just makes me hungry and I don’t even eat meat.  Unfortunately she eventually found out that that was my favorite thing about her and I’m pretty sure that’s why she went through that whole “evil megalomaniac trying to take over two parallel worlds” phase.  Always annoying when that happens.

Sounds like you have your hoofs full with them. Have they ever tried to troll you? And if so how did you troll them back?

[Batbrony 16,055]

1 minute ago, Superspy said:

Sounds like you have your hoofs full with them. Have they ever tried to troll you? And if so how did you troll them back?

Oh they know better than to even try.  The last time any pony besides my sister attempted to troll me, it eventually escalated to an international conflict that ended with Griffonia turning into a dump and the yaks becoming an isolationist nation.  Ahhhhhhh, memories, good times, good times. 

[Superspy 3]

4 minutes ago, Batbrony said:

Oh they know better than to even try.  The last time any pony besides my sister attempted to troll me, it eventually escalated to an international conflict that ended with Griffonia turning into a dump and the yaks becoming an isolationist nation.  Ahhhhhhh, memories, good times, good times. 

Oh sweet Gibus Engineer. *gets a nervous look* I don't think I want to know how you trolled Discord when he became a 'friendly'.