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Greetings minions!  It is I, your benevolent trollness, come to grace you with my presence!   OK, I lied, I really can't stand any of you ; the truth is, now that the "Twilight Princess hath cometh,"

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Well that's easy of course!  Whoever's most likely to burn these forums to the ground (either intentionally or unintentionally) should be the next Tech Admin; in fact, next Blank Flank to join the for

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I'll just come back when the troll side effects worn off!

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@@Batbrony, OH SHIT HERE WE GO

 

:huh: Ummm... what?  :blink:

 

Oh wait, silly me, I forgot to properly prepare to watch these vids!  :lol:

 

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WOOH, NOW I'M READY, LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :muffins:

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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*Knocks on door*

 

Umm... Princess... Where is your favourite vacation spot?

 

*gasp* Strange stalker pony/#1 fan, where is your signature 'Hello' in bold and blue?!?!  :o   WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CONCORD?!?!  :angry:

 

:ph34r: ...

 

:ph34r: ...

 

>_> ...

 

>_> ...

 

Not talking huh?  OK Mr. Wiseguy, whoever you are, I'll play your little game and answer your question (which is a lovely question BTW, thanks so very much for asking!  :D ).

 

For your information, my favorite place to vacation is Candy Mountain!  It's a land of sweets, and joy... and joyness!  You should totally come with me!  :muffins:   Most people freak out and run off when I ask them to go.  :(

 

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:huh: Can't imagine why!

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Hello!

 

Princess... Why is nopony asking you anything anymore? :( Have the ponies lost faith in you? :(
Oh, and I'll definately come to candy land with you :derp: .

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Thank you MatrixChicken for the Signature!


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I don't I just

Like hurting people

Me too bro

 

 

To celestia:

 

Has pinkie returned your De Lorean

 

If not then. Iz feelz u bro

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The devil owes me 20 bucks, I dont have your stuff, and no of course I don't "want" to kill him.

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:D *gasp* Questions!!!  Lots and lots of questions from my faithful subjects!!!  I mean... yeah, that's cool, that's cool.  :mellow:

 

 

Hello!

 

Princess... Why is nopony asking you anything anymore? Have the ponies lost faith in you?
Oh, and I'll definately come to candy land with you .

 

Strange Stalker Pony, you're back!!!  :muffins:   Not that I was worried or anything, but it was highly uncomfortable conversing with that doppleganger who stole your identity.  :ph34r:   No matter, I will hunt him down and rain unspeakable terrors upon him!!!

 

And it's not Candy Land, it's Candy Mountain!!!  Candy Land's not nearly as cool as Candy Mountain.

 

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Oh buck, we better get there before Pinkie, SHE'LL DEVOUR THE ENTIRE MOUNTAIN!!!  Come Stalker Pony, AWAY WE GO!!!!!!!! *farts magical exit*

 

Lets have shrex

 

What's shrex?

 

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I asked someone on Omegle to tell me the first thing that came to their mind when I sent them a word... img-1783593-1-995172_232620933553161_197

 

:huh: For some reason I tend to have that effect on a lot of ponies.  Can't imagine why?  :comeatus:

 

Hey wait a minute, WHAT THE BUCK IS THIS?!?!?!  :angry:   WHY DOES LUNA GET THE TROLL FACE EMOTICON AND NOT ME?!?!?!?!?!  AND WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO DANG GOOD IN IT TOO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

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YES I MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!  I mean, thou, I mean, thy, I mean, ARGGGGGHHHHHHHH, BUCK IT, I'M MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You may have won this round sister, BUT I SHALL WIN THE WAR, I SWEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not sure what war, but I'll win it all the same!)

 

To celestia:

Has pinkie returned your De Lorean

If not then. Iz feelz u bro

 

:okiedokielokie: No she hasn't, but it's alright, cause we got a new car instead, and it's, like, a bazillion times more pimped out than that stupid DeLorean ever was!  :comeatus:

 

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Just look how comfy these seats are!!!!!!!  They're like, 10 times bigger than the royal plot!!!!!!!!!!  B)

 

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See ya later everypony, I'm off... IN MY PIMPED OUT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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:D *gasp* Questions!!! Lots and lots of questions from my faithful subjects!!! I mean... yeah, that's cool, that's cool. :mellow:

 

 

Strange Stalker Pony, you're back!!! :muffins: Not that I was worried or anything, but it was highly uncomfortable conversing with that doppleganger who stole your identity. :ph34r: No matter, I will hunt him down and rain unspeakable terrors upon him!!!

 

And it's not Candy Land, it's Candy Mountain!!! Candy Land's not nearly as cool as Candy Mountain.

 

 

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Oh buck, we better get there before Pinkie, SHE'LL DEVOUR THE ENTIRE MOUNTAIN!!! Come Stalker Pony, AWAY WE GO!!!!!!!! *farts magical exit*

 

 

 

What's shrex?

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:huh: For some reason I tend to have that effect on a lot of ponies. Can't imagine why? :comeatus:

Hey wait a minute, WHAT THE BUCK IS THIS?!?!?! :angry: WHY DOES LUNA GET THE TROLL FACE EMOTICON AND NOT ME?!?!?!?!?! AND WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO DANG GOOD IN IT TOO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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YES I MAD!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, thou, I mean, thy, I mean, ARGGGGGHHHHHHHH, BUCK IT, I'M MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You may have won this round sister, BUT I SHALL WIN THE WAR, I SWEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not sure what war, but I'll win it all the same!)

 

 

 

:okiedokielokie: No she hasn't, but it's alright, cause we got a new car instead, and it's, like, a bazillion times more pimped out than that stupid DeLorean ever was! :comeatus:

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Just look how comfy these seats are!!!!!!! They're like, 10 times bigger than the royal plot!!!!!!!!!! B)

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See ya later everypony, I'm off... IN MY PIMPED OUT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

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:unsure: OK then... ummmmm, well, isn't that special?  I'm just gonna forward this to Twilight to get a second opinion...

 

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:okiedokielokie: That's what I thought.  I think it's safe to say at this point *deep breath*

 

DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!  :angry:  :angry:  :angry: 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Your car is still not as sick as MY RIDE

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6FQ1lCKWjMM/UGaNwZMUPxI/AAAAAAAACyg/I6Bd8rJcwmk/s1600/chrome+gtr.jpg

 

Yeah dats sum sick chrome right dere.

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Your car is still not as sick as MY RIDE

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6FQ1lCKWjMM/UGaNwZMUPxI/AAAAAAAACyg/I6Bd8rJcwmk/s1600/chrome+gtr.jpg

 

Yeah dats sum sick chrome right dere.

 

 

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*pfffft* Whatever, I'm a banana, ergo, your argument is invalid.  B)  

 

 

U jelly?  :comeatus:

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Not entirely sure what I just watched, but it was definitely... interesting.  :okiedokielokie:   Here, have a banana for your trouble!  :derp:

 

LUNA, TO THE BANANAMOBILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :angry:

 

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For all your banana-needs  :comeatus:

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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my (terrible singing) friend made a song song: SCREETCH!!!

I don't like bannas tho

luna trolled ya img-1795821-1-prankster_of_the_night_by_

 

:wacko: Huh... well at least your friend's song was short.  ;)

 

And you don't like bananas you say?  :okiedokielokie:

 

:okiedokielokie: ...

 

:okiedokielokie: ...

 

:okiedokielokie: ...

 

That's OK, more for me!!!  :muffins:

 

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And finally, yeah, yeah, she got me that time, but seriously, after banishing her to the moon for 1,000 years, there is literally no way by Fausticorn's flank that Luna will ever topple me from the Troll and Prankster Throne.  I am and forever shall be the Troll Master!!!!!!!  :comeatus:

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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:wacko: Huh... well at least your friend's song was short.  ;)

 

And you don't like bananas you say?  :okiedokielokie:

 

:okiedokielokie: ...

 

:okiedokielokie: ...

 

:okiedokielokie: ...

 

That's OK, more for me!!!  :muffins:

 

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And finally, yeah, yeah, she got me that time, but seriously, after banishing her to the moon for 1,000 years, there is literally no way by Fausticorn's flank that Luna will ever topple me from the Troll and Prankster Throne.  I am and forever shall be the Troll Master!!!!!!!  :comeatus:

 

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oh really? I already trolled you more then ever XD I colors your mane white and painted your body rainbows! and you are now short, no cutie mark, A GROWN MARE, an a normal earthpony! XD

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oh really? I already trolled you more then ever XD I colors your mane white and painted your body rainbows! and you are now short, no cutie mark, A GROWN MARE, an a normal earthpony! XD

 

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*looks at myself* :huh: Ummm... sorry, no, still the gloriously stunning, beautiful, hot-as-the-surface-of-the-sun demigoddess alicorn I've always been! :comeatus:  Are you alright Angelvoice, cause I know you sure as heck ain't my sister?!  :wacko:

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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*looks at myself* :huh: Ummm... sorry, no, still the gloriously stunning, beautiful, hot-as-the-surface-of-the-sun demigoddess alicorn I've always been! :comeatus:  Are you alright Angelvoice, cause I know you sure as heck ain't my sister?!  :wacko:

 

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sorry, that was somepony else, but I did NINJA trolled you in your sleep, I turned you into a toy! hehe! I nijga took a pic, and it worked. *insert insane laugh*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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sorry, that was somepony else, but I did NINJA trolled you in your sleep, I turned you into a toy! hehe! I nijga took a pic, and it worked. *insert insane laugh*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Now if you'll excuse me I'm busy with important princess... stuff.  :mellow:

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

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I saw luna take some of your banana cake.

 

 

 

And spray paint your banana mobile dark blue...

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I saw luna take some of your banana cake.

 

 

 

And spray paint your banana mobile dark blue...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/121/532/Luna%20troll%20face.png?1304918039

 

 

Ralph, talk to Luna!!!!!!!!  :angry:

 

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There, problem solved.  :comeatus:

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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