Mutemutt 773 May 7, 2013 #76 Share May 7, 2013 (edited) I wouldn't say I believed that Santa existed, I had my suspicions that he didn't, but I could never prove it. I would sleep on the couch near the Christmas tree just so I could catch mom and dad bringing out "Santa's gifts", but I never caught them. Ever. The only evidence I had working for me was that we didn't have a fireplace -- of course, I believe there was a movie that showed how he got into houses with no chimney. I had my doubts, but in the back of my mind I couldn't help thinking that maybe, just maybe, Santa was real. I also used to think that ATMs printed money and would give you some as long as you knew the passcode. Edited May 7, 2013 by MuteMutt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mio Akiyama 145 May 7, 2013 #77 Share May 7, 2013 Oh my god, so many memories. Anyways here are somethings I believed as a child: -Black people had the same name(I was 2-3 at the time so yeah) -Chocolate Milk was from brown cows -Santa Claus was real -I beat up the boogey man(this was when I was 4-5, I have a story if y'all wanna hear it) -The only way you'd die was if you were shot(I was 4) -I thought marijuana and drugs were too different things(this kept up until I was about 7-8) -I honestly had no clue where babies came from, but I sure as hell knew it wasn't from a stork -I thought relationships were disgusting That's all I can remember. And by the age of 9 or 10 I pretty much knew the truth about everything I believed as a child and my current beliefs were with me since the age of 10, except Catholicism. I became agnostic when I turned 14 or so. Yeah, I never really had that much of a childhood, considering that I spent a lot of time with kids older than I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeatrixBow 119 May 8, 2013 #78 Share May 8, 2013 I always thought the moon and sun would follow you while walking or driving. I thought getting fired at worked meant they would take you to a room that was burning and throw you in until you burned alive. (I was always scared my father would end up dying in the Pizza Hut work room) I thought I would never grow old if I believed. Stupid kid shows telling me lies. I thought it was possible to fly. I was oh-so sadly mistaken Camels with two humps were bad luck My stuffed animals are alive(I still believe so...) Actors on TV were trapped in the show, living the lives of their characters forever until the show got cancelled or didn't come on anymore. That's all I got at the moment. My OC http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/beatrix-camilla-bow-r2474 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRedNulwich 13 May 8, 2013 #79 Share May 8, 2013 I believed myself when I said, when you grow up I won't be part of an epic fandom about a pony show. HAHAHAHAHDHFHA HOW DUMB I WAS RIGHT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstralDrip 67 May 8, 2013 #80 Share May 8, 2013 On 2013-02-22 at 2:48 AM, Stranger said: The things I was told as a kid frightened me to no end. - If you point at a rainbow, warts will grow on your finger. - If you eat a lot of sugar, worms will grow in your belly. - If you point at a shadow at night, it will come and kill you in your sleep. God. Not scary but still. - For a while I got my brother to believe in something called "cat-man" for about a year until I told him it wasn't real. That's about it. Wow! Your childhood sounds downright scary! Did you avoid sugar like the plague or did you come to terms with the worm thing and way sweets regardless? Things I believed as a kid: *The Present Kitty (a flying fairy kitty) would bring me presents if I was good and leave them ontop of the canopy of my bed (a replacement for Santa, thought up by my parents). *i thought that the npcs on Mario Kart 64 were actually other players around the world, exactly like an MMO. *i was secretly obsessed with the idea of alternate dimensions and used to think that my life was actually a dream and that my dreams were my real life in a different dimension. I thought this all the eay up until I was 12 years old. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Animal 40 May 8, 2013 #81 Share May 8, 2013 I thought that women had black holes instead of vajj's and I thought that all women pissed out of their butts. I wonder who else thought that? Thanks to ~Cider Barrel~ for the signature My OC Forest 'Animal' Hunt forest-hunt Look me up on fimfiction.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolveon 56 May 8, 2013 #82 Share May 8, 2013 When I was younger I used to think people would dig a giant bust of George Washington out of the ground and then a hurricane would start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSAINExX 29 May 8, 2013 #83 Share May 8, 2013 (edited) I thought that caps lock was irreversible and that if you didn't do your chores, a roll of carpet would summon curtains of fire to surround you as you were smothered by the carpet. (Dreams played a big portion on the first.) Edited May 8, 2013 by XxSAINExX Signature by Gone ϟ Airbourne Reveal hidden contents ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Reveal hidden contents ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Reveal hidden contents ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Reveal hidden contents ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Reveal hidden contents ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)why have you entered my realm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeanBlackHawk 147 May 8, 2013 #84 Share May 8, 2013 On 2013-02-21 at 8:27 AM, CinemaBrony said: Sesame Street being a real place ...wait what? ........ Well there goes my childhood, basically it's just been killed, using, not a knife, not a gun, not a baseball bat, not a sword, but words, simple plain words. Support the up and coming News Team! The more support the better!! News Team ---> http://mlpforums.com/topic/59699-suggestion-news-team/#entry1440137 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronyWithRage 26 May 8, 2013 #85 Share May 8, 2013 I used to think that all of the Greco-Roman religious stories were completely real, and that Arachne was a real person who really got turned into a spider, and that's why they can make silk and what not. Needless to say, I haven't changed my beliefs in those all that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
. eris . 1,661 May 8, 2013 #86 Share May 8, 2013 My mother used to tell me when I was a child that if I fell asleep in the car, we'd get to our destination faster. I believed this and defended it hotly for years, until my brother pointed out we weren't actually getting there faster, I was just asleep and therefore time felt like it passed more quickly. ^/////^ I also had two imaginary friends, Emily and Elizabeth, that I thought were real until I was about eight. Then they sort of disappeared. xD Zatiko Cliff Chaser Sprocket Peppery Mint Tell Me What You Think Of Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Cat Moonshire 629 May 8, 2013 #87 Share May 8, 2013 I used to believe that lightning was activated by someone flipping a special switch on and off really fast (kind of like how kids imitate lightning with ceiling lights).... I have no idea where I got that xD Make sense? What fun is there in making sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DND 2,355 May 8, 2013 #88 Share May 8, 2013 (edited) Ohoho... X3 - I believed that your heart was shaped like an actual heart pattern. - I believed that women, if they wanted to, would get boobs. That it was optional. XD - I believed if you stood upside down on a couch with your butt sticking up long enough, you'd eventually hover. - If you jump off of something high enough with a towel, you'd fly like a bird. - I believed if you basked in the full moon long enough, you'd become a werewolf. - I believed deer were vicious creatures, and to never go near them or they'll trample you. Edited May 8, 2013 by IncognitoKiwoy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight 7,286 May 8, 2013 #89 Share May 8, 2013 Let's see: 1. I believed if you stepped on a crack, you would break your mother's back. 2. I believed in the Easter Bunny, Santa and all that junk. 3. I believed the monsters from "The Hills Have Eyes" would come and murder me in my sleep. 4. I thought while in the car, the sun was following me. 5. I thought shadows were evil and I therefore, had a fear of them. 6. I thought books were worth more time than friendship. 7. I always thought people were talking about me behind my back, when in reality, they weren't. 8. I believed that I would kill myself when I'm older, a bit morbid for a child to think, I'll admit. 9. I thought Ghosts were friendly, even though I haven't met one yet. I did meet one around 2 years ago, though. 10. I thought Pokemon were real. 11. I thought there was a God. (I mean no offense to Christians, that's just how I feel, in all brutal honesty.) matching setups with my bff pathfinder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mint_Melody 91 May 8, 2013 #90 Share May 8, 2013 I was a stupid kid. I believed nearly everything my brother told me. For instance: "Come on! Jump off the top bunk! It's totally safe!" Which resulted in a broken wrist "This is a special potion from Simba and Nala" He said while handing me PURE PERFUME! Which I drank. "There are vampires in the bathtub drain" I cried for weeks. My parents raised me Christian, and I believed in the rapture, so one time when I woke up from a nap and noticed everyone in my family was gone but me I ran around screaming... My parents were home. They were hiding from me in the van. My mother used to tell me things like Spongebob, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Pinkie and the Brain, and many other TV shows were demonic. She didn't really believe that, but they got on her nerves. That is only a few on a very long list of things I believed. Others include Santa Claus, tooth fairy, and anything ever put on an infomercial (that last one is still kind of true... sadly.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stranger 812 May 8, 2013 #91 Share May 8, 2013 (edited) 1) I believed that the world was full of only good hearted folks. 2) I thought I was allergic to bright light so I'd purposely look at something bright so I could sneeze. 3) I believed that the shadows moving across the walls of my bedroom at night were alive and real. Edited May 8, 2013 by Mighty E. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binary 14 May 8, 2013 #92 Share May 8, 2013 • I thought "baby back ribs" came from real babies• I thought babies came from the stomach, which they had to be surgically removed• I thought the stomach was just a large pit of everything you've ever ate in your entire life.• I thought if I could make a plane out of cardboard, it would be able to fly• I thought I could use a plastic bag as a parachute to fall slower when I jumped off places Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister G 101 May 8, 2013 #93 Share May 8, 2013 1.Back when was a kid, I also wondered how can girls pee. I mean, they have no penises like men, how can they pee? 2.I think I remember vividly when I think I saw Dexter from Dexter's laboratory in the nightsky when I was young. Probably my wild imagination. Signature done by Vita! Thank you! c: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Tom 0 May 9, 2013 #94 Share May 9, 2013 Hmmm.... 1) When I was young I thought Leif Erikson Day wasn't real. 2) Computers ran on magic. 3) Everyone except me saw in third person 4) Toads gave you warts. (Once after a field trip were we got to hold frogs I got stung by a bee and the bee gave me a wart) Watch out for panthers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appetite4Democracy 452 May 9, 2013 #95 Share May 9, 2013 Most of the dumb things i believed were the result of dumb adults telling me dumb things. -I used to believe that deoxygenated blood was blue, and it turns red when it hits oxygen -I thought that shaving made your hair grow back faster, longer, and thicker. -I thought that "The Proud Family" was satanic for a short time after finding out that pride was a sin. Still watched it, though. -I thought that carrots gave you extremely good eyesight. Turns out they just keep your eyes from sucking. -I thought that all cartoons were family-friendly because for the longest time I had never seen an adult cartoon. -I thought Kraft's American Cheese was actually cheese. Yeah, no. -I thought that watching TV made your eyes bad. Quote JC Denton - I thought your tongue would become swollen if you lied- I thought the sun was a planet- I thought (when I was really small) the sun rotated around the Earth xD On 2013-05-07 at 9:39 PM, Oshawott said: I used to think that the sun was a planet. So did ancient astronomers, so don't worry too much On 2013-05-07 at 11:52 PM, Mr_Jack_Swallow said: -I beat up the boogey man(this was when I was 4-5, I have a story if y'all wanna hear it) Yes, please. "For those about to rock, we salute you!"- ACϟDCSignature by Gone ϟ Airbourne (click the signature) My Tumblr Member of the Equestrian Gaming Clan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mio Akiyama 145 May 9, 2013 #96 Share May 9, 2013 On 2013-05-09 at 1:42 AM, Appetite4Democracy said: Most of the dumb things i believed were the result of dumb adults telling me dumb things. -I used to believe that deoxygenated blood was blue, and it turns red when it hits oxygen -I thought that shaving made your hair grow back faster, longer, and thicker. -I thought that "The Proud Family" was satanic for a short time after finding out that pride was a sin. Still watched it, though. -I thought that carrots gave you extremely good eyesight. Turns out they just keep your eyes from sucking. -I thought that all cartoons were family-friendly because for the longest time I had never seen an adult cartoon. -I thought Kraft's American Cheese was actually cheese. Yeah, no. -I thought that watching TV made your eyes bad. So did ancient astronomers, so don't worry too much Yes, please. Ok so I was hanging out in my aunt and uncles bed room with all my brothers, sisters, and cousins. So then my eldest brother told us a story of the boogey man, we freaked out. So when everyone was paying attention to my eldest brother, a cousin of mine(he was 8 or 9 at the time) put on a mask and hid in the closet. So when my brother finished the story, he told me to go into the closet. I obviously said no, and started screaming because he was dragging me towards the closet. Once we got close enough my cousin jumped out of the closet and screamed. Everyone in the room except for the eldest of the cousins(or siblings) either jumped or screamed. I was closest so I had tears running down my eyes but instead of running away I yelled, "Go away Boogey Man!" And then * got real. I hit his crotch, and he hit the floor. My brothers laughed so hard that day. The story wasn't exactly funny but you wanted to hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Dreams 1,893 May 16, 2013 #97 Share May 16, 2013 That if I derped my eyes and the wind blew, they'd be stuck that way. (new Derpy headcannon, anyone? XD) Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, etc. That if I ate seeds from a fruit, a tree would grow in my stomach. That the Powerpuff Girls lived in Townsville (the actual city). That Dunsparce is the best pokemon And wait, here's the stupidest thing I believed- That the older generations of mlp were awesome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystallize 279 May 17, 2013 #98 Share May 17, 2013 Not much except I believed that "gravity" was how you would float in space and that there was no gravity on Earth. Basically just got the meaning mixed around and make myself look stupid when I said it. But other than that, I was a smart kid. Jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamRad18 337 May 17, 2013 #99 Share May 17, 2013 oh, childhood. You so funny I believed: -kissing caused pregnancy (the DNA would travel from the man to the woman) -answering machines were giant, complicated, steampunk devices that filled up an entire room -I was the only human in the world who could mouth words without actually making sound -L-M-N-O-P was elemenopee -peeing in a swimming pool turns the water blue -wheel barrel instead of wheelbarrow -several meant seven -words would attempt to escape the page unless I put a bunch of periods after each sentence to guard them. “I never found beauty in longing for the impossible and never found the possible to be beyond my reach.” ― Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged I can poem well: Rhymey Time with CamRad18 Poet's Club: share, critique, and chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper Tumble 1,483 May 17, 2013 #100 Share May 17, 2013 On 2013-05-08 at 10:08 PM, Mister G said: 1.Back when was a kid, I also wondered how can girls pee. I mean, they have no penises like men, how can they pee? 2.I think I remember vividly when I think I saw Dexter from Dexter's laboratory in the nightsky when I was young. Probably my wild imagination. Legitimate question. of course, if you are under the age of 10. Also, everybody did that with their favorite cartoon. I had a dream when I was little that I was part of Star Fox's team. You'se a b*tch. - Riley Freeman Signature made by Kyoshi MLP Forums 2nd Most Random Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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