Badvice!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Probably put the thing to sleep.

 

 

What's the fastest way to Puerto Rico?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

By car.

 

I've some programming. What do?

[Sylvester 350]

Make a virus that corrupts your own computer

Somepony want's to kill me, what do I do

Edited February 23, 2013 by Silverstar

[Steve 290]

commit suicide so he cant kill you

 

i like this mare a lot, what do i do to impress her?

[Sylvester 350]

Kick her in the shin and run away screaming " You better jump on the ceiling or I'll fry your toes!!"

[Sylvester 350]

Black

I really want a new pillow, what do I do??

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Spike

 

I gotta go to the bathroom, what do I do?

Edited February 23, 2013 by ~Lovable Luna~

[Sylvester 350]

Not mine

How do I shave a cat??

[Moon Rat 4,772]

With a vacuum

 

I want a fireball, what do?

[Stellafera 3,836]

Take a trip to the Sun!

 

I'm not good at playing the spy in TF2. What should I do?

[Sylvester 350]

Hire somepony to do it WORSE

I really need a chocolate bar what do I do??

Edited February 23, 2013 by Silverstar

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Try the sewage.

 

Kinda hungry, what do?

[Sylvester 350]

Starve

How can I tell somepony they smell without hurting their feelings??

[Blue Lightning 275]

Buy them a pet skunk

 

I'm cold at a store, how do I get warmer?

[Sylvester 350]

Sit in a refridgerator

My alarm clock keeps on waking me up too late, what do I do??

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Wake up when you want it to go off, splash it with coffee and then wait for it to go off so you wake up.

 

I'm hungry, and I have plenty of food, WHAT ON EARTH DO I DO?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Gas station sushi.

How to conquer the world?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Ask Trixie.

 

How I defeats Discord?

[Betez 1,734]

Give him your element of Harmony

 

How do I pass English?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Thou must pass gas before an entire language. -Yota after several cups o' cider.

 

How do I succeed in earning acceptable grades for a course in school I am in the midst of, that involves learning the vocal and grammatical tools of the English language?

[Shining Wing 201]

Speak the best French you can.

 

My glass of water is full, what do I do?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Spill it filly!

How to increase rainbow production?

[Shining Wing 201]

White paint.

 

How do I listen to music?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

LSD.

 

How to get un-arrested?

[Shining Wing 201]

Punch the guard.

 

My headphones broke, now what?