Badvice!

[Unok 6]

Live and fall in a lake.

 

I want a taco.

[Endless Storm 109]

Get yourself a taco

 

I can't think of a problem

[Shining Wing 201]

Think of a solution.

 

I have 99 problems, but I have no idea what any of them are. Help?

[Endless Storm 109]

Try to figure out one of your problems

 

I lit myself on fire

[Unok 6]

Light 20 more people on fire.

 

That taco gave me explosive gas.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Go stand by the 20 burning people,

 

I want to take over the world and I can't stop laughing manically. I'm planning to raise an evil army to do my bidding.

What should I do?

Edited March 6, 2013 by Silverhoof

[Shining Wing 201]

Wear all pink.

 

I need to find music, what do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Babies in a blender, works every time. Just make sure your tape recorder's on, took me at least 3 times to get it working right.

 

How do  get the awful thought of dying babies out of my head? I wanna cry right now.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a-

 

Hafta pee, but driving! What do?!?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Window.

 

Bastard driving next to me peed on my window, should I lick it off here or wait till I get home?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Throw it out the window.

 

I've to pee, but I'm in the storage compartment of an SUV because there weren't any seats available. What do?

[Jadefire 2,797]

Do your best Otacon impression.

 

Big Macintosh is in my bed. What do?

[Princess Sparkle 1]

Shotgun. Kablam.

I lit my bear on fire.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

The fact you own a bear is a problem in itself.

 

I forgot my parachute and I am falling... now what?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Believe you can fly and spread your wings and fly away.

 

01:30. What do?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

MORNING!!! WHAT DO?!?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Cactuses are great hair stylists!

 

How do I teach Fluttershy how to make Hamburger Helper?

[Unok 6]

Throw a turtle out the window.

 

I want to be a cactus.

[SmittyWerbenjagermanjense 1,032]

Taking a learning course on how to be one.

 

Im tired. What do?

Edited March 6, 2013 by SmittyWerbenjagermanjense

[IronPuddinG 249]

Drink 30 cans of 5 Hour Energy.

 

I burnt my house down in an attempt to smite my parents.  Now what?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Apologize to them and move in with them for another 10 years.

 

I'm so hungry that I could have a cup of coffee and take a long nap. But I don't wanna drink coffee. How do I fix this?

Edited March 6, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Caffeine pill.

 

I've to pee and the toilet's broken. What do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Bush.

 

How do I chapped lips?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Chapstick.

 

How to sit through boring meeting?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Do the helicopter dick harlem shake.

 

How do I work up the courage to ask out a girl at my school?