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[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Nice try.

 

My friend tells me he wants to go to Japan. What do I tell him?

[Sugar Pops 210]

he's gonna goto japan.

 

how do i divide by zero

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Tomato + knife. Starting at 10, start whacking at the tomato with the knife while counting backwards. When you reach Zero, count the pieces. You just divided by zero. 

 

My GF wants to take our relationship to the next level...what does that mean?

[Sugar Pops 210]

this is the final level, she is the boss. you must defeat her, it's the only way.

 

how do i stop trotting

Edited August 16, 2013 by SugarSwirl

[stainesbrony 219]

Clop

 

 

How do I sleep

[squareyes 153]

Pills. Doesn't matter what they say on the box, just eat as many as you can.

 

There's zombies surrounding my house. Wat do?

[AnonyPoni 564]

Join the herd

 

How do I avoid the debate pit?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Smash your computer.

 

I'm bored. what should I do?

[TheLuigiLightning 65]

Punch him some more!

I ate my hands, what do I do about it?

[DubWolf 17,247]

What goes in must come out.

 

I just found a beached whale in my backyard! What does this mean?

Edited August 19, 2013 by Wingin'Wolf

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

You are going to get punched in the gut in five minutes.

 

I forgot to post a problem. What do I do?

Edited August 19, 2013 by D1scordant

[DubWolf 17,247]

You are going to get punched in the gut in five minutes.

You also need to ask for advice by asking us about a problem you have.

 

There's a fly in my soup! What now?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Just eat it!

 

Should I eat this bacon I found under my bed.

[DubWolf 17,247]

Only if it's turkey bacon!

 

There's an angry dog keeping me in my room! How should I kill it?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Tell it kindly to die.

 

Wingin' Wolf just killed my dog, how do I kill him?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Drink bleach. It'll give you super powers.

 

I am missing an eyebrow, what should I do?

[just ignore me 86]

Tear your eye out so no one pays attention to your lack of eyebrow.

 

How do I fix a gas leak?

Edited August 20, 2013 by StevenTTD

[Moon Rat 4,772]

leak the leak out of the leak

 

how do I breathe air?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

That is far much advanced for you, my student; you must learn to breathe water first.

 

Should reveal my secret that I'm actually a human to my parents?

[Endless Storm 109]

No, you should make them believe that you're... Um, something or other (I'm too lazy to think of something)

 

I have a friend who's ready to murder me, what do I do?

[Red Star~ 158]

Murder yourself first. That'll show him!!

 

I have a crush on Trixie. How do I win her over?

[valete 195]

You can win over her by not winning! She hates losing remember? 

 

Not sure if good advice because it follows canon, or bad advice because of paradox. 

 

I like the night, but I'm also kind of scared of the dark. How am I supposed to manage with that? 

[Red Star~ 158]

Bring a night light. Helps me out all the time.

 

 

 

Halp! I've been gender parts and I don't know what to do!! What do?!

Edited August 20, 2013 by Red Star~

[Rocco 567]

gender reassignment? 

 

 

i just ate 47 icepops now what....

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Drink bleach.

 

I've got a gun and a time machine, what should I do?