Badvice!

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Fill the holes with orphan meat. It's known to have repairing properties!

 

 

 

I need to make it to where 4Kids never existed and I don't have a time machine! What do?

[Passion 3,484]

According to modern science, when two black holes collide they create ripples in time-space continuum around themselves, which *POSSIBLY* might allow to travel back in time. You should try those!

 

I need to pack myself up for upcoming trip, but my bags aren't vast enough. What should I do?

[Blue Lightning 275]

According to modern science, when two black holes collide they create ripples in time-space continuum around themselves, which *POSSIBLY* might allow to travel back in time. You should try those!

 

I need to pack myself up for upcoming trip, but my bags aren't vast enough. What should I do?

This is partially good advice. BAD KHAJIIT

 

Buy a Kangaroo. The kicking thing is only a myth

 

I have college in an hour. And my harmony teacher scares the s*** out of me, what do?

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Drop out and become a ragtag street performer. Hipsters will adore you.

 

What should I give my big sister for her birthday?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

A chainsaw. Girls love chainsaws.

 

I REQUIRE MORE MINERALS. WHAT DO I DO?

[just ignore me 86]

drain the iron from your blood

 

 

I need more blood what do i do 

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

Dilute your minerals. That should equal blood

 

My leg is asleep what do I do?

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

Jab it with a pin to see if it's faking.

 

I'm baking a cake and don't have any eggs. What should I substitute?

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

How about some salt? Salt is a great substitute for sugar too!

What book should I buy tomorrow?

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Whichever book is big enough to hide a manga and has a title that sounds smart.

 

What is a question mark.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

My badvice is that if you get that question on a test or something say that it is something that goes at the end of exclamatory sentences. 

 

I have something due tomorrow but don't want to do it now

[DubWolf 17,263]

Due tomorrow = Do tomorrow!!

 

(I know that feel)

 

I am tired but want to watch some of the abridged Dragonball series. I also have to get up somewhat early tomorrow.

[Sylvester 350]

Okay, first you buy some golfballs, everytime you feel yourself going swallow a golfball!!

I am at shool atm and when the bell rings for first period, I have to log off, how can I continue being online??

[just ignore me 86]

sedate your class mates and teacher

 

How do i keep myself from sleeping

[DubWolf 17,263]

Drink lots and lots of coffee, and don't forget to drink plenty of 5 hour energy drinks for infinite-time awake!!

 

or

 

Okay, first you buy some golfballs, everytime you feel yourself going swallow a golfball!!

 

How do I become friends with a girl I met a while ago but haven't talked to since then?

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

Quickly invent time travel and go back to start again.

 

I found my neighbor's car keys. What should I do?

[DubWolf 17,263]

Flush them down the toilet as opposed to going for a ride.

 

My cat won't eat her food if it's been there for more than a few hours! What should we do?

[Sylvester 350]

Put her in a drug enforced coma and give it its vitamins through an IV drip

How do I buy a shirt online without a credit card??

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Borrow you're friend's credit card...And also buy a whole bunch of other stuff you want. Your friend won't mind.

 

I stepped on a nail and my foot hurts. What do I do.

[Sylvester 350]

Do what Derren Brown does, next walk on glass.

How do I cheat death?

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Challenge him to a game of Poker, and put in a secret camera where you can always see his hand.

I'm so sorry

 

How do I find the answers to life?

Edited September 14, 2013 by SomariFeyWright

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Listen to this

 

Megatron is attacking. What do?

Edited September 14, 2013 by D1scordant

[Sylvester 350]

Become a double agent

It is slightly raining, how do I make it a full blown thunderstorm?

Edited September 14, 2013 by Silverstar

[Sunset Shimmering 43]

Easy, blow to the direction you intended for the wind to go for 3 days without stopping, oh, and visit Cadence's page when you're done blowing.

 

Ok, my beautiful gown is too small and tight for me, what should I do in order to make it less tight and bigger?

 

P.S. The gown was bought when I was only 7

Edited September 14, 2013 by Crystal Rarity

[just ignore me 86]

put yourself into the dryer till you shrink silly

 

I'm experiencing sadness over the death of fictional characters what do i do