General Chat Thread

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

 

Strip poker? That ain't work if you're a pony. You're naked most of the time damnit

 

I could see Zoop dangling from a vent on the ceiling...

 

Need more drunk mares

Zoop would be all over the place.

He'd be hella awesome to hang out with!

 

Drunk mares you say? Just bring some booze then.

Edited December 3, 2012 by TGAP DJ HVen MM the Mighty

[Jadefire 2,796]

 

Strip poker? That ain't work if you're a pony. You're naked most of the time damnit

Put on a piece of clothing for each instead of taking it off, I guess?

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Put on a piece of clothing for each instead of taking it off, I guess?

I kinda like the sound of this game.

[Starshine 16,331]

Gah! I have this really annoying popcorn skin stuck inbetween a tooth and it does nothing but dig into my gum!

 

Its so discomforting! D:

 

Someone knock it out with a frying pan or something!

 

 

Zoop would be all over the place.

He'd be hella awesome to hang out with!

 

Drunk mares you say? Just bring some booze then.

Don't give derpy any of the booze! It took me weeks to get the stain out from the carpet!

[Carnival Cat 26]

HOW ABOUT A SONG?

Listen to laughing mare for awhile
Cause I am here to say
I'm gonna make the world smile
And joy will be here to stay.

Everyone will be so happy.
They'll be that way no matter what
That's how the world should be don't you see?
They'll be happy wheather they want to be or not!

I'm going to make them smile, smile, smile!
I'll stuff their hearts full of sunshine!
They're all going to smile, smile, smile!
No matter how much they want to whine!

But anger is in my way now.
In my world anger has no place.
So now I'll make this vow
Anger will disappear without a trace!

So say goodbye to anger and sorrow!
Bad feelings can say so long!
When the sun comes up tomorrow
Everypony will be singing my song!

Everypony will have to smile, smile, smile!
Once they hear the sound of my voice, voice, voice!
Everypony will have to smile, smile, smile!
They'll have to, they won't have a choice, choice, choice!"
 

[Jinx 2,292]

Well, I may have exaggerated a lot. :x But yes, lets turn a new apple over.

 

This whole thing was built on sarcasm and snide remarks, exaggeration is needed to fuel it.

 

Someone knock it out with a frying pan or something!

 

A frying pan, something tells me you'd be better off with something smaller. Tooth brushes and toothpicks come to mind.

 

That was sarcasm wasn't it?

[Starshine 16,331]

Put on a piece of clothing for each instead of taking it off, I guess?

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

 

 

Don't give derpy any of the booze! It took me weeks to get the stain out from the carpet!

Aaah bith mah thongue! D:

 

But Derpy sounds so cute when she's drunk!

Just a little? :*

 

This whole thing was built on sarcasm and snide remarks, exaggeration is needed to fuel it.

 

 

 

A frying pan, something tells me you'd be better off with something smaller. Tooth brushes and toothpicks come to mind.

 

That was sarcasm wasn't it?

Oh yea...I forgot.

 

 

I tried a toothpick, but its in such a weird spot I can't seem to reach it! D:

 

Might try my toothbrush now though...

 

Yes.

Yes it was.

[Carnival Cat 26]

SO DID  MY SONG WORK ARE YOU ALL MINDLESS HAPPY DRONES? IF NOT LET ME TRY AGAIN!

Edited December 3, 2012 by The_Laughing_Mare

[Starshine 16,331]

But Derpy sounds so cute when she's drunk!

Just a little? :*

But... The last time she got her flank here, she somehow managed to fondle the manager and broke the ceiling. I don't even want to know how that Hydra got here in the first place.

 

 

 

 

 

[Carnival Cat 26]

Listen to laughing mare for awhile
Cause I am here to say
I'm gonna make the world smile
And joy will be here to stay.

Everyone will be so happy.
They'll be that way no matter what
That's how the world should be don't you see?
They'll be happy wheather they want to be or not!

I'm going to make them smile, smile, smile!
I'll stuff their hearts full of sunshine!
They're all going to smile, smile, smile!
No matter how much they want to whine!

But anger is in my way now.
In my world anger has no place.
So now I'll make this vow
Anger will disappear without a trace!

So say goodbye to anger and sorrow!
Bad feelings can say so long!
When the sun comes up tomorrow
Everypony will be singing my song!

Everypony will have to smile, smile, smile!
Once they hear the sound of my voice, voice, voice!
Everypony will have to smile, smile, smile!
They'll have to, they won't have a choice, choice, choice!"

[Zalgo 593]

Say, if this thread is actually a cafe or maybe night club in Equestria, and all of us are ponies, how would this thread looks like?

 

 

 

Edited December 3, 2012 by Zalgo

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

SO DID  MY SONG WORK ARE YOU ALL MINDLESS HAPPY DRONES? IF NOT LET ME TRY AGAIN!

Don't keep spamming it.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

Geez, we sure are mature around here.

When are we ever truly mature?

 

We have a respawner behind the fridge :x

[Rolls a grenade under the fridge]  

THIS IS NOT AN EVIL PLOT TO TRICK YOU INTO SELLING YOUR SOULS TO A CULT!

I think Haven still has my soul locked away somewhere, so you can't have mine right now :3 

 

Say, if this thread is actually a cafe or maybe night club in Equestria, and all of us are ponies, how would this thread looks like?

If it's a café, who serves the drinks?

 

Gah! I have this really annoying popcorn skin stuck inbetween a tooth and it does nothing but dig into my gum!

 

Its so discomforting! D:

 

Someone knock it out with a frying pan or something!

[Readies the pan launcher]

Open wide

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

But... The last time she got her flank here, she somehow managed to fondle the manager and broke the ceiling. I don't even want to know how that Hydra got here in the first place.

 

 

 

 

 

Lucky manager...

Oh, damn. :x

 

Maybe it is best not to give her any..... :c

[Starshine 16,331]

SO DID  MY SONG WORK ARE YOU ALL MINDLESS HAPPY DRONES? IF NOT LET ME TRY AGAIN!

 

Da Gates of Hell! Where pancakes and tequila served in one reasonable price!

If it's a café, who serves the drinks?

Well, we can always snatch Jonke or Sugar Plum and chain them on the table

[Arcanel 3,041]

In other words, Celestia and all of her other unfavorable incarnations. Goodbye cruel world, I'm gonna go hang myself in the corner.

Dude, it's the gender changing thing, not the "personality changing" thing. You should hang yourself just yet.

 

Strip poker? That ain't work if you're a pony. You're naked most of the time damnit I could see Zoop dangling from a vent on the ceiling...

Well, either what Jadefire said or reverse poker strip.

 

Zoop? true...I could also see Jonke falling asleep on the dance floor. Meanwhile, the chicken is running around trying not to get stepped.

 

Well, they really don't have a name, exactly. That light blue color you see in the background in most of them is from the "Yotsuba B" visual theme on 4chan, so that's what I call them. I have a folder full of them from when I used to post there a lot, so I'm accustomed to use them for conveying emotions.

Ah, you're already prepared. Good. Those things suit you and are hilarious.  

Edited December 3, 2012 by Arcanel

[Nightfall 3,950]

There is about to be a fight in this RP I'm in...

[Queen Cassie 3,057]

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

When are we ever truly mature?

 

[Rolls a grenade under the fridge]  

I think Haven still has my soul locked away somewhere, so you can't have mine right now :3

 

[Readies the pan launcher]

Open wide

Never!

 

Dang it, now we need a new fridge! :|

Thankfully, due to that being one hell of an amazing fridge, he respawner is a-ok!

 

What are you talking about?

*kicks chest under my bed and throws a key somewhere*

 

*opens mouth*

Aaah!

[Jinx 2,292]

@@Arcanel,

 

Too late, I already did it.

 

I needed something to eat too, and it was easier than walking.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

 

Boxers on a girl just seem weird.

Boxers on a pony is just freaking out there.

Edited December 3, 2012 by TGAP DJ HVen MM the Mighty

[Starshine 16,331]

There is about to be a fight in this RP I'm in...

Draco again? :/

 

If the RP is no longer fun, might as well leave it. You don't have to torture yourself like that

 

Zoop? true...I could also see Jonke falling asleep on the dance floor. Meanwhile, the chicken is running around trying not to get stepped.

 

And somewhere in the fridge, Chaotic Discord drank the last beer

 

*cue shitstorm

[be my waifu 2,842]

 

 

 

[Arcanel 3,041]

@@Arcanel,

 

Too late, I already did it.

 

I needed something to eat too, and it was easier than walking.

...I'm calling Feld0...

 

And somewhere in the fridge, Chaotic Discord drank the last beer

 

*cue shitstorm

Meh, I'd be okay, considering I don't drink at all. I'm the boring guy, ergo, chaos in a bar escapes me. ...Unless of course a drunk NewCalamity comes around completely mad in which case I'm severly, completely, totally, absolutely and royally screwed.

 

 

 

 

That's new for me...considering it's Fluttershy, this is obviously cute as hell.

 

 

 

 

Why do I totally imagine Twilight saying this?