General Chat Thread

[Modphase 1,271]

mine was a joke as well. i guess you haven't watch the episode of Doctor Who called "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship".

That's a relief  And no, I haven't watched that episode, let alone any Doctor Who episode! 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

#include <iostream>
#include <iomanip>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
	// Declaration of Variables
	signed int day, month, year, arrayNumber1, arrayNumber2;
	string YourPonyName;
	string ponyname[30] = {"Twilight Sparkle", "Rainbow Dash", "Fluttershy", "Rarity", "Applejack", "Pinkie Pie",
		"Apple Bloom", "Scootaloo", "Sweetie Belle", "Babs Seed", "Diamond Tiara", "Silver Spoon",
		"Carrot Top", "Bonbon", "Lyra", "Derpy Hooves", "Berry Punch", "Cheerilee",
		"Nurse Redheart", "Mayor Mare", "Cloudchaser", "Flitter", "Thunderlane", "Caramel",
		"Snips", "Snails", "The Great and Powerful Trixie", "Featherweight", "Octavia", "Vinyl Scratch"};
	string ponyactivity[19] = {"discover an ancient evil with", "bake a cake with", "sail across the world with",
		"go fishing with", "travel to Appaloosa with", "go stargazing with", "pick apples for",
		"get punched through the fourth wall by", "will have to use the bathroom of", "hug", "surprise hug",
		"get tickled by", "write a book with", "perform a show with", "give flowers to",
		"ride a train with", "ride a balloon with", "return a letter to", "play video games with"};

	// Main stuff begins here
	cout << "Enter your pony name.\n";
	cin >> YourPonyName;
	cout << "Input the day, month (the number), and year you were born.\n";
	cin >> day >> month >> year;
	arrayNumber1 = day - 1;
	arrayNumber2 = day - month - 1;
	if (arrayNumber2 < 0)
		arrayNumber2 *= -1;
	cout << "You, " << YourPonyName << ", will " << ponyactivity[arrayNumber2] << " " << ponyname[arrayNumber1] << ".\n";
	return 0;
}

Let me explain what all this gibberish means:

 

First, I got some signed integer variables for the day and month and year. Then I have some string variables that I initialised as an array.

 

You input your day and month (year's currently redundant but you still need to enter it), and some simple mathematical formulas will determine which strings will be used.

 

For example, my birthday is July 9th.

 

The variable arrayNumber1 will be assigned a value of 9 - 1, which is 8. This translates to ponyname[8], which corresponds to Sweetie Belle.

 

Similarly, we have arrayNumber2, which is 9 - 7 - 1, which is 1. ponyactivity[1] corresponds to "bake a cake with".

 

And all of that is outputted on a single line.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

That's a relief  And no, I haven't watched that episode, let alone any Doctor Who episode! 

well you should. it's like mlp, but with less... mlp, more timey wimey wibbley wobbley... stuff.

[Modphase 1,271]

well you should. it's like mlp, but with less... mlp, more timey wimey wibbley wobbley... stuff.

Like MLP? 

[Starshine 16,333]

 

You like 40k AND Lovecraft? Marry me.

 

But I also like Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga and fishing

 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Like MLP? 

it was another joke, see how i said with less mlp?

[Modphase 1,271]

Like MLP? 

I know I know 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Alright, where's Electrobolt when you need him?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Alright, where's Electrobolt when you need him?

somewhere in the continiuum of time and spaaaaaaaaaaace!

 

I know I know 

 i knew you knew i was just testing you to see if you knew that i knew that you knew.

[Pan the Fabulous Ferret 2,642]

The following is what happens when I leave my friend alone with my phone and chocolate bunny.

 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

somewhere in the continiuum of time and spaaaaaaaaaaace!

Good, because I need him to be my guinea pig... Unless you'd like to take on the joj.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Good, because I need him to be my guinea pig... Unless you'd like to take on the joj.

uh... i'm afraid what the "joj" might entail.

[Electrobolt 2,069]

Alright, where's Electrobolt when you need him?

 

somewhere in the continiuum of time and spaaaaaaaaaaace!

Actually... Right here, lurking :3

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Good, because I need him to be my guinea pig... Unless you'd like to take on the joj.

did somepony say guinea pig

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

uh... i'm afraid what the "joj" might entail.

Actually... Right here, lurking

did somepony say guinea pig

 

Yeah. Needs more debugging.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

 

Yeah. Needs more debugging.

WHY COULDN'T IT BE TAAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Starshine 16,333]

I'm a silly pony

 

 

 

The following is what happens when I leave my friend alone with my phone and chocolate bunny.

 

Your friend is a genius

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

 

#include <iostream>
#include <iomanip>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
	// Declaration of Variables
	signed int day, month, year, arrayNumber1, arrayNumber2;
	string YourPonyName;
	string ponyname[30] = {"Twilight Sparkle", "Rainbow Dash", "Fluttershy", "Rarity", "Applejack", "Pinkie Pie",
		"Apple Bloom", "Scootaloo", "Sweetie Belle", "Babs Seed", "Diamond Tiara", "Silver Spoon",
		"Carrot Top", "Bonbon", "Lyra", "Derpy Hooves", "Berry Punch", "Cheerilee",
		"Nurse Redheart", "Mayor Mare", "Cloudchaser", "Flitter", "Thunderlane", "Caramel",
		"Snips", "Snails", "The Great and Powerful Trixie", "Featherweight", "Octavia", "Vinyl Scratch"};
	string ponyactivity[19] = {"discover an ancient evil with", "bake a cake with", "sail across the world with",
		"go fishing with", "travel to Appaloosa with", "go stargazing with", "pick apples for",
		"get punched through the fourth wall by", "will have to use the bathroom of", "hug", "surprise hug",
		"get tickled by", "write a book with", "perform a show with", "give flowers to",
		"ride a train with", "ride a balloon with", "return a letter to", "play video games with"};

	// Main stuff begins here
	cout << "Enter your pony name.\n";
	cin >> YourPonyName;
	cout << "Input the day, month (the number), and year you were born.\n";
	cin >> day >> month >> year;
	arrayNumber1 = day - 1;
	arrayNumber2 = day - month - 1;
	if (arrayNumber2 < 0)
		arrayNumber2 *= -1;
	cout << "You, " << YourPonyName << ", will " << ponyactivity[arrayNumber2] << " " << ponyname[arrayNumber1] << ".\n";
	return 0;
}

Let me explain what all this gibberish means:

 

First, I got some signed integer variables for the day and month and year. Then I have some string variables that I initialised as an array.

 

You input your day and month (year's currently redundant but you still need to enter it), and some simple mathematical formulas will determine which strings will be used.

 

For example, my birthday is July 9th.

 

The variable arrayNumber1 will be assigned a value of 9 - 1, which is 8. This translates to ponyname[8], which corresponds to Sweetie Belle.

 

Similarly, we have arrayNumber2, which is 9 - 7 - 1, which is 1. ponyactivity[1] corresponds to "bake a cake with".

 

And all of that is outputted on a single line.

just tell me how to open the program, thats the only problem im having

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

WHY COULDN'T IT BE TAAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

Because that's how I wrote the array...?

string ponyname[30] = {"Twilight Sparkle", "Rainbow Dash", "Fluttershy", "Rarity", "Applejack", "Pinkie Pie",
		"Apple Bloom", "Scootaloo", "Sweetie Belle", "Babs Seed", "Diamond Tiara", "Silver Spoon",
		"Carrot Top", "Bonbon", "Lyra", "Derpy Hooves", "Berry Punch", "Cheerilee",
		"Nurse Redheart", "Mayor Mare", "Cloudchaser", "Flitter", "Thunderlane", "Caramel",
		"Snips", "Snails", "The Great and Powerful Trixie", "Featherweight", "Octavia", "Vinyl Scratch"};

 

just tell me how to open the program, thats the only problem im having

You'll need a C++ compiler...

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

 

 

Because that's how I wrote the array...?

string ponyname[30] = {"Twilight Sparkle", "Rainbow Dash", "Fluttershy", "Rarity", "Applejack", "Pinkie Pie",
		"Apple Bloom", "Scootaloo", "Sweetie Belle", "Babs Seed", "Diamond Tiara", "Silver Spoon",
		"Carrot Top", "Bonbon", "Lyra", "Derpy Hooves", "Berry Punch", "Cheerilee",
		"Nurse Redheart", "Mayor Mare", "Cloudchaser", "Flitter", "Thunderlane", "Caramel",
		"Snips", "Snails", "The Great and Powerful Trixie", "Featherweight", "Octavia", "Vinyl Scratch"};

 

You'll need a C++ compiler...

.....i wish you told me that ahead of time....

 

well atleast i have a copy of the txt for you incase you lose the original

Edited April 5, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[Count Paradox 3,548]

 

 

Because that's how I wrote the array...?

string ponyname[30] = {"Twilight Sparkle", "Rainbow Dash", "Fluttershy", "Rarity", "Applejack", "Pinkie Pie",
		"Apple Bloom", "Scootaloo", "Sweetie Belle", "Babs Seed", "Diamond Tiara", "Silver Spoon",
		"Carrot Top", "Bonbon", "Lyra", "Derpy Hooves", "Berry Punch", "Cheerilee",
		"Nurse Redheart", "Mayor Mare", "Cloudchaser", "Flitter", "Thunderlane", "Caramel",
		"Snips", "Snails", "The Great and Powerful Trixie", "Featherweight", "Octavia", "Vinyl Scratch"};

 

You'll need a C++ compiler...

XP no fun...

[Queen Cassie 3,057]

My face when I've been officially hired and have a job!


 

[Starshine 16,333]

 

My face when I've been officially hired and have a job!

Congratulations there!

 

[Hawk Moth 390]

But I also like Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga and fishing

What's wrong with fishing? Also I don't mind that you like Twilight. I have a friend who collects Nazi uniforms because she thinks they look cool, and most of my grandparents' families were killed by the Nazis. If I can be friends with her for her tastes in hobbies, then I can be friends with anyone.

 

So Twilight on, I say to you!

[Starshine 16,333]

 

 

What's wrong with fishing? Also I don't mind that you like Twilight. I have a friend who collects Nazi uniforms because she thinks they look cool, and most of my grandparents' families were killed by the Nazis. If I can be friends with her for her tastes in hobbies, then I can be friends with anyone.

 

So Twilight on, I say to you!

That's... I'm sorry to hear about your grandparents' families :x

 

I dunno, but some people I know kinda hates fishing. I have no idea what's their problem.