Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

No, this cat is.

 

Why are birds better than horses?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

they... umm

 

woah?

[Mr F 1,522]

WTF is a cat?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

i am

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Where's your question? I can't answer it if I can't find it.

 

Where's his question?

[SparklingSquirrels 21,352]

It got lost on Neptune.

 

What's the funniest joke in the world?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

'Knock knock.'

'Who's there?'

... I forgot the rest of it. Sorry.

 

Is '6' a letter of the alphabet?

[Wander 125]

Cupcakes

 

Swag?

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

That's not even a question, but swag is undeniable.

 

What is love? What is life?

[Commander Tangent 861]

they are me  

 

Smile and wait for flash ?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

BIRDS!



Ooo?

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Eh..

 

Ano daw?

[Kookie 135]

Gusto niya lang malaman kung na gusto mo ang sagot niya sayo. PERO, CALAMANSI!

 

Q: Why don't you speak the language of the ponies?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because I am a number. The only language I speak is mathematics.

 

42?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

26.

 

Ai laurie lantar suurinen?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes

 

why is me rainbow umbrella?

 

what happens if i ask two questions?

 

how about four?

[Kookie 135]

I wet myself with mayonnaise. You didn't know that I squirt out mayonnaise? It's a good spread for bread.

 

Q: Look out your window, what's the first thing that came out of your belly button?

[Thunderstreak 136]

You... You don't want to know.. ;~;

 

Asparagus?

[Kookie 135]

 

YOU MONSTER!!!

 

Q: Open the toilet, what's flushing?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

my crap

 

why?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Pickles.

 

What about Sir Jonathan?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

he's cool and all, but he's not sexy enough for me

 

what about the eraser?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

It got erased.

 

What is happening to me?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You've got the Bird flu.

 

 

How do I type?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

You need to go back to lvl. 3 and pick up the enchanted sword.

 

The Dogs are insane?