Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Check your shirt pocket.

 

Why?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Because...

 

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[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Nothing. Just clouds.

Why are my coins green?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

because you spend too much time in the Vending Machine thread

 

no?

[Summer Greetings 237]

In all likelihood.

 

Why are you always so happy?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Because Pinkie Pie.

 

How much does purple weigh?

[Summer Greetings 237]

I Grimace at the thought.

Is Grimace from McDonalds even still a thing?

[Samurai Equine 50,810]

Only when the Hamburglar is doing his thing.

 

Can you dance to it?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Like a fish out of bacon.

 

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[Tweedle Dee 17]

Q multiplied by thirteen does equal pizza!

 

Why does tape stick to me?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Because your skin is very sticky. 

What is the practical use for body piercings?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Banana taco

 

What's a banana taco?

[FancyHorse 1,209]

Banana taco is answer for dimensional travel.

 

Un momento por favor?

Edited October 6, 2014 by IllusivePony

[wowowowo 132]

the answer is 12.

if everyoen ever is a squid than why is there a book on my shelf?

[FancyHorse 1,209]

Because the book is a walrus.

 

Cuddly pillows? Take the pillow!

[Summer Greetings 237]

It's not selectable by nature, [immortal Object]. 

Why do all the things make drunker more funnest?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Cat

 

Egg?

[Samurai Equine 50,810]

Whites.

 

When did cats learn how to fly?

[Galen Selanno 351]

At around the same time pigs did.

 

What is rule # of the Internet?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

If it exists, there's wat of it.

Why must everything be ponified?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Because everything is already pony!

How many did you do before it stopped being fun?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

What are you talking about?

[Not_active 732]

Nobody.

 

Why do scientists say that earth revolves around the sun, when you can clearly see the sun move across the sky every day?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Aliens

 

Can I go to the bathroom?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No. You will suffer.

 

Do you think that the mods are out of control?