Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

I was in a hurry and had to get there before the pig

 

 

 

Don't you not enjoy double negatives?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I totally don't not enjoy not using no double negatives. I'd much rather use quadruple.

 

 

This white thing on the wall burns my skin. Should I put my face on it?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Only if you have good face insurance that includes cover for face burning/ melting

 

Ducks ate my sand which. Should I fly to the moon?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

No, the moon is overrated, instead, find an old person feeding ducks in any nearby parks and steal all the bread from the ducks, that will make you even with them

 

 

Should I try and bottle my dissapointment and/or breath?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Yes then you can sell it for a million dollars.

 

I wish I could be a taco with the ability to eat cake?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

No because the cake would ruin your taco-ey goodness

 

 

 

Is this a question?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

No, it's a query.

 

 

What should I kill first?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

No, I'm the one in that 17th century house.

 

 

Fun is overrated. Do you disagree?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

I ain't not gonna disagree

 

 

 

 

Is this Sparta?

Edited February 15, 2016 by A Canadian Fritter

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

No, it's Madness. We don't accept tourists.

 

Is the Lochness Monster a bird?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

No, it's NINJA!!!!

 

Is cucumber orange?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

No, cucumber is a sentient being which falls in love with tabasco man.

 

Can I arrest a secret service agent because of a Taco Bell?

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Yes but only if you own a burrito Stand...

 

is there such a thing as being too violent in a picture? 

[Dapper Charmer 591]

A picture is worth a thousand words and if all of those words are decapitate then the picture should be considered too violent.

If a pickle got married to an egg how much cats can a monkey eat?

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

None it will choke on a hairball halfway through the first one....

 

if the chicken came first how come dinosaurs laid eggs? 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

because Dinosaurs own an egg farm which is run by the Dinobots and Derpy.

 

Can I still have all of Dapper's Ducks if I offer them an MLP funko figure and some McDonalds hamburgers?

Edited February 15, 2016 by PONinja4

[Dapper Charmer 591]

They didn't lay eggs the actually laid cardbored boxes.

 

Why did a box eat an orange?

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Because a snake was hungry...

 

what happened to Chuck Norris after Bruce lee punched him so hard that there was a catatonic explosion that destroyed an island? 

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

He lived happily ever after

 

How many slices can you cut from a whole bread?

Edited February 15, 2016 by Summer Breeze

[Crypty Scribbles 5,072]

10.

 

How many grass you can eat?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

10.

Wrong! Only one because after that the bread isn't whole anymore

 

Nothing because i'm alergic to sunlight

 

How many times have you been eaten by a cow today?

Edited February 15, 2016 by Summer Breeze

[Crypty Scribbles 5,072]

Wrong! Only one because after that the bread isn't whole anymore

Unfair! It should be stupid question. >o<

 

How many times have you been eaten my a coe today?

Your wat?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

>o<Your wat?

oops, cant type XD fixed it

[ScarfaceOne 263]

How does the Fat Controller control fat?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

That's easy, with the power of friendship and a bag of tacos and a barrel of bacon lard.

 

Will Wonder Woman marry Deadpool and make Red Sonja the queen of DC comics?